a m e l i a 🌿

[a m e l i a 🌿 @ameliaxlynn]

WE HAVE A COUNTDOWN 🚨🚨🚨🚨
#taylorswift #swifties

[a m e l i a 🌿 @ameliaxlynn]

@South_Kariya I appreciate this reference immensely.

[Jann “stop live horse export” Arden @jannarden]

I wear a mask because: I respect myself and even care about the assholes.

[Kate Walsh @katewalsh]

my plans 2020

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.

[a m e l i a 🌿 @ameliaxlynn]

Yup.

[brad 🌈 @mrbradleycoker]

this time 2 weeks ago: what time do you wanna go for dinner?

present day: what time is the death count announced at?

*transcribed from a real conversation between me and my sister #coronavirus #Covid_19

[a m e l i a 🌿 @ameliaxlynn]

@jannarden On a date with an on and off again BF at Boston Pizza. We came to the conclusion we were better as "off again". The Departed had just come out and he went on to speak with a Boston accent for the rest of the meal. Even told the waitress he was "shipping up from Boston".

[Steve Rushin @SteveRushin]

It is every hockey player��s dream to lift the Stanley Cup while yelling one of nine variations of the F-bomb.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Pepsi is definitely OKURRRR #PepsiMoreThanOK

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

BIG BIG PEPSI

[a m e l i a 🌿 @ameliaxlynn]

@TheRealKMcKidd I'm really hoping it's three...

[Grey's Anatomy @GreysABC]

Hug it out! ❤️❤️❤️
#GreysAnatomy

[a m e l i a 🌿 @ameliaxlynn]

@JessicaCapshaw Do you have a favorite season of Grey's?

[a m e l i a 🌿 @ameliaxlynn]

@KristaVernoff We were expecting a good story. So I guess you succeeded.

[RCMP Manitoba @rcmpmb]

Dear @VancouverPD

It's ok, the snow melts quickly off the lawns of our affordable houses.

Sincerely, #rcmpmb
#freedom55
#mortgagefree https://t.co/MpqCsFqGtq

[Air Bud 🏀🐕 @AIRBUD]

*checks envelope from 1998* #Oscars

[Darren Criss @DarrenCriss]

John Travolta just called to congratulate Warren Beatty, as our nation celebrates the peaceful transfer of power btwn biggest Oscar Screwups