:)

[jasmine @jasiashley]

The writers of the crown, a show that was supposed to only be 5 seasons, after getting a call from Netflix telling them to incorporate trisha paytas baby reincarnation subplot into season 9

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

twitter is cool cuz I can say something like

~ Queef Jerky ~

and then just carry on with my day

[Spaghetti Man @XxXPeeBrick]

Call me a bottom feeder cause I be eating ass 😎🐌

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

hands down funniest comment I’ve ever seen holy shit

[:) @ameliuhhhhhh]

me and the boys showing up to ww3

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

and this was today

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

this video is exactly 1 year old
(watch til the end)

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

well maybe if you stanned boys who cry

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

wtf he is SINGING in WALMART lmaoo. i need to get him on a song asap.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day
You stuffed it underneath the floorboards with the rest of my corpse until the sound of my heartbeat intensified your descent into madness

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

wen u tryna be sad and uplifting music comes on

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

damn i should’ve named it 1 smh

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

when i was young i went to a civil rights march and martin luther king pointed to me and smiled. he said make music and never stop, well look at me now.

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

if time go back while u at work do u gotta work an extra hour?