the US: we are considering adding women to the draft
me: call me old fashioned but yes, i was raised to serve my husband. cook for him. do the laundry. wake up at the crack of dawn to make him breakfast, prepare his clothes and clean the house.
Small town “power couple” starter pack:
-$650+ a month rent
-farmhouse decor
-Duramax
-Chevy Cruze with a monogram license plate
-Oakley Gascans
-community college nursing program
-Jack Daniels wine coolers
-Bud Light
-Applebee’s dates
-RZR 1000
-“He’s still your president.”
just because you lost me as a friend doesn’t mean you’ve gained me as an enemy. im bigger than that, i still wanna see you eat sis, just not at my table