Austin Ellsworth

[Austin Ellsworth @amellswo]

Lol priceless. @joeyfrass

[Charlie Spiering @charliespiering]

"We call on Fox News and the Associated Press to immediately withdraw," call on Arizona says @JasonMillerinDC

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

OMG I don't even know what to do with this!

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

Just a reminder, we're screening Wizard of Oz tonight at 5:30 if you'd rather see a tale of friendship and courage than see healthy young athletes scramble their brains in order to help line the pockets of corporate sponsors and satisfy the bloodlust of middle America.

[Austin Ellsworth @amellswo]

The animation in Rock Auto's commercials is so bad it makes The General look like Pixar.

[Square @Square]

@SandwichofFarts Your name is literally fart sandwich and you’re trolling a cash register.

[Austin Ellsworth @amellswo]

DJ Khaled is like the one dude at work who nobody knows what he does exactly

[Cait @Caitlyn_Arnold]

The feeling of a happy pupper when you get home is irreplaceable 😌

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"Cats are smart"

[Austin Ellsworth @amellswo]

Something's not right with people who make sound fx noises

[Austin Ellsworth @amellswo]

Happy birthday to @Cameronfosburg lol

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[CNN @CNN]

This Arctic "doomsday" vault aims to protect the world's most precious data in the event of a global disaster https://t.co/2Iwv2gWALC

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Me

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

https://t.co/LdiBGazaP9

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Only QB I want on my team

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"I'll tell you when I've had enough"

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Superman is single. Batman is single. And Spiderman is single. So if you're single, don't worry. You're probably just a superhero. Merica.

[Austin Ellsworth @amellswo]

@amellswo no consequences thus far