Mel

i like art and language design, but i'm not very good at either 🌺

[Mel @amelonai]

yes

[Fuck Every Name @fcukeveryname]

fuck mel

[Mel @amelonai]

@DreazyBK send me a message plz

[Mel @amelonai]

lmao anyone still need a bluesky invite ?

[Andreas Kling @awesomekling]

I have received a $100,000 sponsorship specifically for Ladybird browser development! 🤓🐞🌍

More details to come..

[Mel @amelonai]

@minzique tbh i’m very happy that the reddit ppl are doing *something* but i feel like i don’t even have a search engine anymore lmao

[Mel @amelonai]

@minzique it’s really bad rn tbh… doing some voxel world gen stuff? everything is on reddit. which canned tomato brand is nicest at my grocers? reddit. which niacinamide serum brand do ppl like most? reddit again!

[Ólafur Waage @olafurw]

How a C++ paper solves the halting problem.

P2346217R0
Adding a halting checker to the STL

1. Motivation
A solution to the halting problem has been requested for years

2. Proposed API
bool does_halt(std::string process);

2.1 Implementation
Implementation is compiler specific

[Mel @amelonai]

@minzique are u doing mono rn ?

[Mel @amelonai]

@panchromaticity omfg

[Mel @amelonai]

@whiten0iz yea i feel like that mostly too.

[Mel @amelonai]

@EuphoriTori omfg 🥲

[badidea 🪐 @0xabad1dea]

All old computer science papers are like “here is an experimental kernel design that has highly desirable properties but will only run at a remotely acceptable speed if you have 64GB of ram and 16 CPUs. Published 1971”

[Mel @amelonai]

@snide_sally @AlexandraErin this is something i’d expect to hear in fiction not from a real person wtf 😭

[Mel @amelonai]

@uwukko my online broker threatened to do the same :(

[very cute dog haver @pedrothedagger]

RIP to all the programmers who will be having “figure out how to glue rigid bodies together in unreal” added to their task list in the next year

[Pseudonym Jones NLM @pseudonymjones]

I like trans masc Link headcanons because I know a bunch of trans dudes who would be like “yeah I can go run around topless in the blistering cold but I gotta eat two hot peppers first”

[Liam 🇵🇸 @Hezbolsonaro]

Russia’s government is literally the product of a US-backed coup