My baby brother has reached a size where he can pick me up and throw me across rooms.. so now I have to cower in my room in fear that he will just decide to randomly pick me up and throw me across the room for fun.
My dad was booking my hotel for Chicago and the lady goes “How old is your daughter?” He said “she’s 32 but she told me to lower my voice when I say her age”
That’s mf right 😂😂😂
End of shift at work.. I’m tired.. My mom called me and told me a sad story (mind you has nothing to do with me or my family).. I lost the back of my earring…. I am sobbing at work right now.
Being a girl is hard.
@DeSeanJurgen First thing I said when she called back “Why didn’t you answer your phone? Something else was more important than me?” 😭😭😂 SCOLDING HERRR