- Jim Crane turned into Jerry Jones after the Astros won the 2022 World Series, sabotaging the Astros dynasty
- The Texans' best shot at playing in a Super Bowl was last season, and it's never gonna happen again
- The Rockets' rebuild ruined by a 40-year-old gooner named “KD” with the maturity of a child
Nobody has it worse in sports than Houston sports fans
@JozuJoestarr realistically it doesn't matter the order because they all hold up really well on their own just make sure to at least play 2, 4 and biohazard eventually because they are amazing