Andrew Merchant

...he came home too drunk from mixin Tanqueray and wine… #DuckAroundandFindOut 🦆

[Andrew Merchant @amerchant99]

Wemby could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot someone and still not pick up his 4th flagrant. #nbafinals

[GoDucks @GoDucks]

All eyes on Eugene, Oregon.

@CollegeGameDay x #GoDucks

[GoDucks @GoDucks]

Star Duck.

#StarWarsDay | #GoDucks

[Andrew Merchant @amerchant99]

Wait, so Beyoncé is playing this weekend at Arrowhead, AND the Royals are playing at home? God I hope rumors start swirling about her “spending time” with Salvy. 🤞❤️🤞 #KCbaby
@Royals @GEHAField @SalvadorPerez15

[Andrew Merchant @amerchant99]

Puddles was super excited about #WillieNelson’s 90th birthday. #ScoDucks 🦆

[Andrew Merchant @amerchant99]

Guess who woke up #StillNotDead again today? Happy 90th birthday to the legend and American treasure, @WillieNelson!! #LongStoryShort

[GoDucks @GoDucks]

Do you wanna dance? #GoDucks

@CollegeGameDay x @TheOregonDuck

[Andrew Merchant @amerchant99]

Guess who woke up #StillNotDead again today? Happy 89th birthday @WillieNelson #aBeautifulTime ✌️

[Andrew Merchant @amerchant99]

.@Royals need to retire #22 (in Red) in honor of Buck O’Neil.
@mickshaffer @bobfescoe @RexHudler1 @SalvadorPerez15

[National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum ⚾ @baseballhall]

Welcome to the Hall of Fame, Buck O’Neil.

https://t.co/eJjQCY5FKp

[Andrew Merchant @amerchant99]

@mickshaffer Ken Harvey thinks that Hunter Dozier coming in as a defensive replacement for Ryan O’Hearn in RF is jacked up. @RyanShealy #RossGload

[Andrew Merchant @amerchant99]

Is there a way for Salvador Perez to request to bat first in the home run derby and have Brad Keller pitch to him? @mickshaffer #TogetherRoyal #Salvy
#Dongtown

[Andrew Merchant @amerchant99]

There are, what, 7 billion people on this planet? You telling me that the @Royals can’t find even one that is slightly less incompetent than Cal Eldred to be their pitching coach? #TogetherRoyal #Earth

[Andrew Merchant @amerchant99]

Honestly, besides Trump and Ben Affleck’s personal trainer/life coach, is anybody in America worse at their job than Angel Hernandez? #Royals

[Andrew Merchant @amerchant99]

.@onepeloton Have you tried attaching an AR-15 to your treadmills? Just thinking, then nobody would give a shit if kids are getting killed by them. @NRA @tedcruz

[Andrew Merchant @amerchant99]

Now’s not the time to talk about #Peloton control. No wait, all it takes is one good guy with a Peloton. No...hang on. Sleepy Joe wants to take all your Pelotons? Shit, I think I’m doing it wrong. @tedcruz

[Andrew Merchant @amerchant99]

Really excited about this new #Highwaymen lineup. Happy 88th birthday to the legend, @WillieNelson

[Andrew Merchant @amerchant99]

C’mon, Minnesota. Don’t fuck this up. #verdict

[Andrew Merchant @amerchant99]

Happy 420. Hard to believe it’s not @WillieNelson’s birthday. And that we don’t celebrate National Boss’s day on 9/23 - @springsteen’s birthday.

[Andrew Merchant @amerchant99]

.@bakermayfield Sorry Parker. #CHIEFSKINGDOM

[Andrew Merchant @amerchant99]

@Royals #RoyalsGiftmas