kai🦄

[Anubis @eduantao]

"se você dormir à tarde, não vai dormir à noite"

eu à tarde e à noite:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[Lulu | WC 🇪🇬 @muixyui]

"who are you cheering for"
me anytime a colonized nation score against a colonizer country

[c @cokebeyc]

im worried about everything but dgaf about anything

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels getting caught working out in your room

[viagra @1800viagra]

sexting on the clock and idgaf

[☔ @Whotfismick]

slow drivers when you try to pass them

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

raw sex will have you trippin over lil shit like why you at the store by yoself

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Why does everyone else's perfume linger for hours and mine disappears in 10 minutes.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

life if we invented a day between Saturday & Sunday

[۟ @quenaissance]

this man saw quen getting approached by fans and she said hold on let me just lie about my identity real quick. one thing about her she gon find a way to promote trim

[tife 🎀 @bolutifee___]

wanna go on a vacation w the loml where all we do is fuck and try new dishes and take cute pictures and fuck again and

[Yuna 𐙚 @yunaxoi]

moanday, tongueday, wetday, thirstday, freakday, sexday, suckday

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

Me at the beach at my grown age 😂

[dre 🍭 semi ia @sacredbrowni]

im so pissed about google removing the definition box and fully replacing it with ai generated bullshit

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

DO NOT TURN A BLIND EYE TO THIS. HOLY SHIT.

[bigsock @biggersocks]

netflix helping you spell the movie they don’t have

[Vannah 🖤 @psavannahhh]

Little black girls everywhere were so up😭😭

[JØRDYN @ayeejordynn]

Ya’ll don’t even dig up information for your local politicians the way ya’ll do for a love island cast