Santos

let's get fucking rowdy!🇺🇸 It's always ASS EATIN SEASON

[Santos @american_asf]

Ya I eat ass...
E-njoy her company
A-ssist her
T-reat her right

A-ctually love her
S-pend time with her
S-upport her

...but for real I do actually eat ass

[Santos @american_asf]

@SantosRylee This never happened

[Santos @american_asf]

@SantosRylee Doubt

[Santos @american_asf]

Someone needs to check on postie

[Santos @american_asf]

Tyler the creator fans in 2011 vs tyler the creator fans in 2020.
Am I the only one who remember him saying “rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome”?

[Santos @american_asf]

When y’all talking dirty and she asks what you wanna do

[Santos @american_asf]

It’s been about two years since the last time I was on twitter, but don’t worry all my tweets will still be about eating ass and drinking heavily

[Santos @american_asf]

I’m fucking back

[Santos @american_asf]

*Me arriving at my elderly religious grandmothers house for thanksgiving*

Brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me: so, ya wanna take shots?

[Santos @american_asf]

Threesome? No thank you. If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room I’d have dinner with my parents.

[Santos @american_asf]

2 things. 1)The amount and size of wildfires in Cali is nothing unprecedented, it happens every year and people always react like this. 2) these fires wouldn’t be as out of control if Cali Fire new what the fuck they were doing

[Santos @american_asf]

I like to carve pumpkins because I’m also a lifeless round object that puts on a fake smile 🎃

[Tom Tebow @IamEvilTebow]

I'd love Carrie underwood to lather my balls in slightly warm apple cider while she's dressed as a witch & shoves a broom stick up my ass.

[Thoughts of Adam and Brett @ABthots69]

Parents are lame 😒

[Mike Bergamini @mikeloveshayley]

...nevermind....

[Santos @american_asf]

#relatable

[Santos @american_asf]

@dontcrymedusa @brettstauff40 Who’s boot

[Thoughts of Adam and Brett @ABthots69]

I love you bitch💖

[Santos @american_asf]

When your so called “best friend” says your gross and wierd for eating ass