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I am no longer available, so stop asking gentlemen. Warning: If you DM me you will get a d___ pic. Maybe not mine, but you'll get one.

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#EveryoneTellsMe I'm handsome. And by everyone I mean my mom.

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#IfChocolateDidNotExist there would have never been Chicolate Rain.

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#IfChocolateDidNotExist women would have destroyed men centuries ago.

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@E_lok44 Him:

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#TheBestThingAboutMeIs I thought this tag said "The Best Thing About Mels" and wondered who the fuck Mels was.

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@CaseyKimberly @hollylibrary25 Are you getting commission? Because at least one of us should. lol

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It's not how you start, it's how you don't even try.

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@hollylibrary25 Oh, you poor thing. You have so much to learn. They exist.

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#ThePerfectRelationshipNeeds a safe word.

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#ThePerfectRelationshipNeeds a good pair of vibrating panties with remote control.

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#ThePerfectRelationshipNeeds a man to be willing to say sorry for things he doesn't know why he is saying sorry.

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#ThePerfectRelationshipNeeds two people willing to take a blind leap.

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#ThePerfectRelationshipNeeds total intimacy.

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#ThePerfectRelationshipNeeds a good dance break.

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#ThePerfectRelationshipNeeds a good getaway car.

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@Jalapeno_Biznis

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#ThePerfectRelationshipNeeds angry sex.

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#ThePerfectRelationshipNeeds more cowbell.

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#ThePerfectRelationshipNeeds separate sleeping quarters.

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#ThePerfectRelationshipNeeds love, respect and lube.

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Dad and Boujee #AddFamilyRuinASong