Madison Stream

you can’t arrest me, I’m the cake boss!

[prettier jesus @bxsel]

How it feels calling a day of performing basic personal errands “doing admin”

[Madison Stream @american_stream]

Does anyone else have a pet camera on their sourdough starter so they know when to go home and bake or are you normal

[Madison Stream @american_stream]

Did anyone else’s parents request subtitles for the halftime show

[Madison Stream @american_stream]

Has anyone ever missed an interview by a brief 7 hours bc I just did

Scheduled it in Italy and didn’t realize their calendar reflected the time change 😔😔😔

[Madison Stream @american_stream]

People that saran wrap their luggage are…….. unique

[Michael Good @michaelgooood]

every adult woman I know is reading like they're trying to qualify for a pizza party and every guy I know owes DraftKings $5000

[Madison Stream @american_stream]

My dad sent me a calendar invite to go to with him to get a new phone in a week ☠️

[Madison Stream @american_stream]

If you ever think you have attachment issues just remember I wrote this about a hermit crab & was so hysterical I couldn’t even be the one to read it at the burial

[Madison Stream @american_stream]

Dating me is like

[Madison Stream @american_stream]

Just had a macadamia nut & was fully expecting it to be sweet I feel like Pavlov’s dogs

[Madison Stream @american_stream]

Fabric ornaments are an absolute no go

[Madison Stream @american_stream]

& they say chivalry is dead

[Kelly Keegs @kellykeegs]

“Kelly what kind of books do you like to read?”

[Madison Stream @american_stream]

Good morning texts 🫶🏻

[Madison Stream @american_stream]

If you wear a Halloween costume to your workplace no need to text me back

[Madison Stream @american_stream]

Moms response to how much weight I’ve lost from being sad

[Madison Stream @american_stream]

A friendly reminder (to no ex in particular) that tiktok tells you when your profile has been viewed by someone ‼️

[Madison Stream @american_stream]

It weirds me out when people are huge fans of sports teams without having gone to school there or any connection whatsoever

[Madison Stream @american_stream]

Does anyone else find it hard to trust a grown man with blonde hair

I can’t describe but it’s off-putting to me

[Madison Stream @american_stream]

would be very rich if I could bottle up the confidence of the men in my hinge likes and sell it