an american nerd

science is cool, your mom is hot.
semi political...but mostly, smoke a lot of weed?
terrified of robot overlords.

[an american nerd @americann3rd]

may you always feel as happy as you do when you watch Steven universe.

[an american nerd @americann3rd]

guest stars on svu: well, that's the bad guy. #lawandordersvu

[an american nerd @americann3rd]

got hungry, bought banana chips, discarded empty bag on floor.

time passes.

laying down with phone, see the word banana chips, frantically look about for who was mentioning banana chips because I got some earlier, realize it was my bag

I am alone on my island of banana chips

[an american nerd @americann3rd]

leave @neiltyson alone. he spends his days trying to defend physics against the stupidest people on earth with a president who is an idiot. you'd be grumpy too.

[an american nerd @americann3rd]

I am absolutely here for @JimCarrey in serious roles.

[an american nerd @americann3rd]

svu: season 16 - "rollins and amaro need to love each other."
svu: season 19 - "if rollins and carisi don't get married I will cry every day"
#LawAndOrder

[an american nerd @americann3rd]

when you left me I left earth. #watchmen

[an american nerd @americann3rd]

the world is full of mad people who function, many of whom are heads of state. so I think I can manage running a hotel. #batesmotel

[an american nerd @americann3rd]

I know it would take away from the mood, but I would love a bar scene with a drunken Norman Bates just being the life of the party. #BatesMotel

[an american nerd @americann3rd]

my sympathy levels have reached feeling bad for chick because norman didn't want to hang out anymore. #batesmotel

[an american nerd @americann3rd]

why no justice for fry cook guy? #strangerthings

[an american nerd @americann3rd]

people who make fun of #sarahhuckabeesanders and then condemns #jimcarrey for a painting are stupid

[an american nerd @americann3rd]

conservatives want fetuses born to become consumers, once they're alive but not consuming, they've outlived their purpose, that's why they demand babies be born but children are allowed to die. #fuckrepublicans

[an american nerd @americann3rd]

"because all we adults have this unspoken agreement that children are lunatics." #StephenKing #theshining

[an american nerd @americann3rd]

complete honesty? I'm biased against bug and plant type #pokemon, like for real what even is the point?

[an american nerd @americann3rd]

@TomiLahren or just kick a dog

[an american nerd @americann3rd]

I don't wanna hurt the #bees but I certainly don't want them all up in my shit

[an american nerd @americann3rd]

online dating seems like a good idea until you realize talking to people is included.

[an american nerd @americann3rd]

seeing the cast of #hamilton on svu makes me happy, but also sad

[an american nerd @americann3rd]

as long as no one can tell I've been wearing the same clothes for five days in a row and plan on wearing them for much longer, I should pass through this