AmericasStudMuffin

Twitter is a fucking wasteland.

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@ScottJenningsKY Good.

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@bennyjohnson @FoxNews @JesseBWatters Benny hates looking at a gay man in the mirror everyday.

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@BradCGZ Was this sign held up on the White House lawn by a guest of the current president during a celebration for the country?

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@MagggieGuru @charmquark122 @EricTrump @TheLastRefuge2 He was so considerate. He probably did that to celebrate Pride month.

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@JRMendo80967145 @sasha_monet41 I’m sorry you have a bigger vagina than Michelle. Tough luck, soy boy.

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@Sassafrass_84 @Ally_Sammarco Are you smarter than a five year old? Probably not.

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@danthepsycho2 @ThokTwain @MrsErikaKirk You must’ve watched last night too. It was crazy watching all the fighters pledge allegiance to their pedophile. UFC’s wife beater probably made them do it though.

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@clift72239 @WoodlandMamaVT @bennyjohnson Nothing says America first quite like blowing up another country so business owners and investors could take more tax dollars to make themselves another billion or ten. Maybe we should make the people that profit off of this racket do the fighting and leave our kids at home.

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@bennyjohnson I bet comrade Benny was sweating while watching half naked men roll around in the octagon.

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@bennyjohnson Wait until you hear about the old man pedophile that saluted our soldiers. Crazy times.

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@EshaAA33 *3 baby mommas and a pornstar who made fun of his weird looking peebug. I guess even a billionaire can’t buy a normal looking dick.

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@Brick_Suit Self proclaimed patriots asking for a dictator. Y’all done lost your damn minds.

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@clayandbuck @BuckSexton I’ve always wondered what the Teen Wolf was up to until I came across this douche on twitter. Who would’ve thought that he became a dick rider after carrying his team to the championship back in 85?

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@HalfwayPost If trump nominated them, they ain’t qualified, he probably only knows them because he seen them on TV and they won’t be employed for long.

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@realBobbyLevy Hey Bobby, your boy started an unnecessary war.

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@LttleGel So tough, that guy. He didn’t wear a hat with a rainbow on it, while playing a kids game. Impressive.

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@EricLDaugh @TheRicanMemes I take comfort in knowing that while our elderly president plays on twitter, he’s not starting any wars. Speaking of wars, why are you dick riders not talking about his anymore?

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@NFL_DovKleiman Awesome. I’m glad he’s now preoccupied with his new bromance instead of bombing schools and starting wars.

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@jackunheard Nobody gives a flying fuck about a statue except dipshit MAGA’s who are trained to clap and tweet every time their new Jesus says to.

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@bennyjohnson He’s already a seasoned politician. He mentioned God. He’ll be kissing babies and hanging out on pedo island by nightfall. MAGA can’t control their excitement.