Dearest mother,
Camp descended into chaos this morning. Signal Corpsman Coker “trained” young Pvt. Brazzell II by launching cabbages, shouting omens, and demanding the lad prove he could “outrun thunder itself.” Brazzell sprinted like a man chased by destiny.
—Bryce
So far at the 2026 FIFA Epstein Cup before a ball kicked:
- Senegal & Uzbekistan squads treated like criminals upon arrival given full cavity searches;
- Africa’s best referee sent back to Somalia despite having a diplomatic passport;
- Iraq team photographer sent back despite valid visa;
- AIPS (international sport journalist association) calling on FIFA to sort out unacceptable visa issues of African & Iranian journalists;
- 90% of Moroccan fans with tickets denied entry
- 14 members of Iran backroom staff denied visas
Not a word from Gianni ”today I feel black/gay/disabled etc” Infantino.
It is okay to be Jewish.
It is okay to attend your local synagogue.
It is okay to celebrate Hannukah.
It is not okay to use white phosphorus on civilians in Gaza and Lebanon.
@sacredbritannia@I_amMukhtar that’s understandable but then why host the point of the world cup is to bring people together but here we are denying fans, refs and teams personal smfh
How you taking a flip phone selfie Nigga ya head touching the ceiling in a minivan 🤣🤣🤣 … but I’m goofy.. if u hit a speed bump tell ChineGun I miss him