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heartless

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

Police: your fingerprints are all over the murder weapon

Me: how come? But I was wearing gloves

My lawyer:

[Bemzy @bemzyfr]

5 minutes before the chemistry exam, the guy i counting on asks me if CH4 means chapter 4

[𝑰𝒎𝒏•❀🇲🇦 @ndr2_12]

J’ai levé la main en amphi et j’ai eu faux (600 personnes ont été témoin )

[BFrog @BFrog__]

estudiante de informática: "ups cometí un error arreglare el código ahora"

estudiante de medicina:

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

POV: Me staring at my bedroom one last time before heading off to work.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives

[miya @miyarah_]

cuando veo el historial de movimientos en mi tarjeta y todo cuadra, nadie me robó

[Miilato @miiilato]

when you wake up thinking it's 3am but it's actually 37 seconds before your alarm

[flor 𓆩♡𓆪 @cosasdech1cass]

cuando hago clic en "confirmar pago" y me quitan el dinero

[xdike @xdike_]

bro: let me use your netflix?

me: i don’t have one

bro: how do you watch movies/series then?

me:

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Man United fans realising they aren’t shit. They just got beaten by a Hull City super team.

[🐦‍⬛ @lg6chromatica]

when your fyp refreshes and you lose a funny reel

[nysa tech @menepucha]

bro’s days are numbered ☠️☠️

[Mkay Lamba @MrMkkay]

For real it happens most times

[autist @litteralyme0]

When you finish downloading GTA VI and you hear someone in Asia just ate a bat again

[Nesh @NeshRelates]

Me leaving the office before they can ask me anything else