Amber Trout

Not all those who wander are lost.

[John-Carlos Estrada 🎙️ @Mr_JCE]

🚨 HEROIC RESCUE! The U.S. Coast Guard shared a video of their daring rescue of a man and his dog after their sailboat was disabled during Hurricane #Helene. Both are safe and in good health.

📹: AST2 Hudson, edited by Lt. Cmdr. Kellerman, AirSta Clearwater

[Amber Trout @amerstrout]

So, no one was going to tell me Mary-Kate and Ashley's 'New York Minute' is on #Netflix

[Amber Trout @amerstrout]

@ItzHayley Greg

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

A NEW SINGLE-SEASON STANDARD.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Watch Falcon 9 launch 56 Starlink satellites to orbit → https://t.co/bJFjLCiTbK https://t.co/Ci2QQF5ps1

[Amber Trout @amerstrout]

@FlairAirlines Absolutely love that being double charged for my flight is subject to your cancelation policy, as if it were my mistake...

[Amber Trout @amerstrout]

@ItzHayley Brent will literally sleep on pretty much 3/4 of the bed, then ask me to move over... when I'm already about to fall off the bed...

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snow blowers?"

[Amber Trout @amerstrout]

@BudweiserCanada @NFL Steelers, ravens, bears, jaguars

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

The sideburns can stay, Mattingly 😉

[Amber Trout @amerstrout]

@Jonnybenz62 I was under the impression that shower beers are acceptable year round...no?

[Amber Trout @amerstrout]

@trout_alicia

[LEGO @LEGO_Group]

Texting back “we’re just really really busy today” when there’s no we and you’re surrounded by LEGO bricks. 🙌

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

Elon Musk was able to buy Twitter because he doesn’t spend $5 on coffee everyday

[Amber Trout @amerstrout]

@ItzHayley Fuck Hayley, you don't even need to go, just sit at the right spot along the parkway and you should be able to hear everything.

[Amber Trout @amerstrout]

@ItzHayley But if you watch the video they're driving a Ford festiva, which is an awesome car.

[Amber Trout @amerstrout]

"You know what I say... smoke brisket not meth"

[Amber Trout @amerstrout]

Instagram really needs a feature to help me find accounts I only followed for a contest...

[Amber Trout @amerstrout]

Can @netflix have a 'wrapped' list like @Spotify ? I'd like to know how much time I spent watching @brooklynnine9 this year

[Target @Target]

POV: You’re here because Facebook and Instagram are down.

[Amber Trout @amerstrout]

"You can't turn a no into a yes" - Barney Stinson