Ralph Spliffaretto

the floaty thing’s gofer boy

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

President Trump asked dinner guests at a White House event to show by applause who they would prefer to run for president in 2028 between Vice President JD Vance and Secretary of State Marco Rubio. https://t.co/EYiWrYJam4

[Joni Mitchell @jonimitchell]

Do you wish you had a river you could skate away on?

[Ralph Spliffaretto @ames2please]

@flex_luther13 Jack Donaghy

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Ass burgers? Sign me up!

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@Kori_kiing the tea is that water isn't wet but sometimes wine is dry diva

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@highbrow_nobrow @KFILE You either die from a brainworm or live long enough to see yourself become a fleshy domino.

[Ralph Spliffaretto @ames2please]

@kyranthrax SHE WAS READY TO DO SO!

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@NoaDalzell And calling her out for the "assist" to Ionescu?? Good god she HUMBLED her lol.

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@LocalDingus Thats Danny Ainge

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Hey @Drewdle25 I’ve got a good one for you, feel free to use whenever.

“OSHEA CAN YOU SEE!”

[Ralph Spliffaretto @ames2please]

@housetrotter He had to be the big man!

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@jims__juice Twister, Dazed and Confused, Silence of the Lambs

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@thepeoplesrabdy 👀

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He needs to make this his pfp and the Ghislaine one his banner to silence the haters. Only way out is down into the crevasse! @elonmusk

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

elon musk really suspended him cuz of that picture LMFAOOO

[Ralph Spliffaretto @ames2please]

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One time I accidentally called my math teacher daddy.

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@Handsome_Jake_ “Our Lady of Reluctant Integration” takes it for me.