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small-doses person

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Thought I was cultured, but I’ve only JUST found out that coasters are called “beer mats” in America

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@flySYD Hi, do you know what time the flight is due to re-board yet? Thank you

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@flySYD Please register me for flight updates on flight VA141 on 2018/09/01 10:35 GMT+10:00

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@rambleyip It's what the British tabloids decided when she and William were dating during uni, so now it's just BAU

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A very happy first day of bonds baby search season to you, and to yours !!

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Honestly? I think it's hard to find fault in Coles Radio.

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Helping my brother buy a new suit: me "did you notice she's [sales assistant] mainly looking at me when talking about the features, I reckon she thinks I'm the boss here." Bro "wellllll, you are the boss here tbh."

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Went to breakfast w/ mum + friends this AM and was told a story about friend's intellectual-yuppie adult stepdaughter being screamed at to "just fucking shut up" by Malcom Turnbull across the table at a dinner party at his house + that's my #auspol contribution

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@gregjames Pre-uber post-1D

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I have to get up so early for a fucking wine tour tomorrow that I have to charge my phone at the very end of my bed so that I actually get up at 630 (and I never even have to do that on a work-day) 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂💃🏼🕳

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If a party 21-year-old hates Falls, that's about when you can assume festival season is almost over.. for life

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My dad just said "sounds good, ok, cheers" as we were hanging up the phone like um excuse me I'm not a semi-casual business acquaintance; I'm your daughter

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Slow sales left me thinking i could sort out my Liam Gallagher co-pilot + buy tickets the week before; and now he's sold out... and I'm _so_ offended bc c'mon! there's not many bigger oasis fans than me tbh (Manchester forever; live forever).

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Uh, this is a photo from the mid-nineties

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So I cooked + hosted Christmas lunch AND dinner for my family; and it would have been perfect, A+, 10/10... except I made the exact right amount of food so there were no leftovers ie a ROYAL fuck-up

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@realDonaldTrump Probs bc folks are selling up in order to FLEE AMERICA

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Christmas is always a pretty chill time for me, as I don't have a huge amount of people to buy for, and I never have to spend a second with the sort of folks who'd say "Jesus is the reason for the season."

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Only bought this dress so you could take it off

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I let myself in to my parents' house this afternoon, and first thing I heard was my mother singing Christmas carols to herself in the shower very loudly

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@chrissyteigen I just bought your 1st book today, and the headnotes were my favourite thing (obvs haven't cooked from it yet). Keep on truckin'