Amy Evans

[Amy Evans @amesevans]

If all of the kings had their queens on the throne, we would pop champagne and raise a toast 🥂 https://t.co/qMH57V2Pmf

[Amy Evans @amesevans]

When you love a new job and it’s such a foreign concept. Liking work? Straaaange

[Amy Evans @amesevans]

@IvankaTrump Your father is a pathological liar, and rather than counter his deceptions with fact, you have shared a FAKE QUOTE. Do your historical research before you blindly share a false quote...

[Amy Evans @amesevans]

The impeachment inquiry is like a reality show, in that it borderlines on the unfathomable and absurd. The difference is that reality shows are entertaining and a means of escape, versus Trump’s deplorable acts forever changing the US and the sanctity of the Constitution.

[Amy Evans @amesevans]

@itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump Hitting the nail on the head. A 3 year old can wait until the end of the day for a cookie. President can’t even wait until the end of the day to tweet. Give Trump a cookie and a good nap.

[Amy Evans @amesevans]

@realDonaldTrump Your patience is less than that of a 3 year old. A toddler can wait until the end of the day for a cookie. You can’t even wait for impeachment depositions to be finished for the day. At this point I actually feel bad for you, because you’re so pathetic.

[Amy Evans @amesevans]

I was reading HP6 tonight and I couldn’t stop reading until Dumbledore died. It would have been so disrespectful to his memory

[Amy Evans @amesevans]

I always stay up way too late on Sunday to the point where Monday becomes the Devil incarnate

[Amy Evans @amesevans]

Literally if I was American and a toaster was running as the Republican opposition I would vote for it.

[Amy Evans @amesevans]

When you end a call to the bf with “love you” and he just hangs up ok you are getting gruel for dinner

[Amy Evans @amesevans]

Drastic climate action is the only option for humanity #FridayForFuture #climatestrikecanada

[Amy Evans @amesevans]

I used to be able to pull all nighters and function normally, now when I do it feels like I got hit by a bus. I turn 26 in a month and can say with confidence that it is all downhill from here #imanoldwoman

[Amy Evans @amesevans]

‘I’m an environmentalist’ says @realDonaldTrump, who skipped G7 talks on climate change and fires in Amazonia. So much fake shit comes out of you, you might as well live on the toilet 🚽

[Amy Evans @amesevans]

Everyone waiting for Winds of Winter:
George RR Martin: here is a 1000 page history of the first 1/2 of the Targaryen dynasty. Oh and a book about playing cards.
Everyone: ......

[Amy Evans @amesevans]

@AhmedBaba_ It’s all quite Orwellian, isn’t it?

[Amy Evans @amesevans]

When you’re supposed to be doing work for your second job but it’s Friday and all you want to do is drink wine and watch Friends

[Amy Evans @amesevans]

“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me” the inscription on the Statue of Liberty applies to ALL. Not just Europeans, @USCISCuccinelli

[Amy Evans @amesevans]

Gun violence is so devastating and nonsensical. My heart sinks more with each news report. In a good world, hate does not win. What world do we live in?

[Amy Evans @amesevans]

Watching a show where the mom put SO much effort into her baby’s first birthday. I’m going to make a cake and let the baby dive head first into it while sitting in a high chair and call it a day

[Amy Evans @amesevans]

Yes I cried during the Lion King, Mufasa died in LIVE ACTION I mean how can you not