✨🌈Pandah🌈✨

Pandah AKA Ace AKA Granny AKA Granjimen AKA A-jeez AKA GranDaddy Nasty AKA Money-chunk$
🔮✨💰🌈🔮

Hella sick, both in the literal and Californian sense ✌🤘🌈

[✨🌈Pandah🌈✨ @amethyst_teeth]

It's noon on a Wednesday, day off, what an I doing? Smoking, drinking hard kombucha and coffee, listening to insane clown posse while making pancakes with my metamour 🤣🤣🤣
#polyamlife #adultingIGuess #figuringitout

[✨🌈Pandah🌈✨ @amethyst_teeth]

Tarot: 9 of Swords
Me: *covered in stress zits and dandruff* YEAH NO SHIT

[✨🌈Pandah🌈✨ @amethyst_teeth]

Let's destigmatize, it's better for our brains, bodies, souls, and communities!

[David Malebranche, MD, MPH @DMalebranche]

1/ A dear friend called me yesterday to talk how he had anal sex without a condom 24 hours earlier. He wanted advice on if he should be worried.

He used phrases like:

"I did something stupid"
"I know I'm being paranoid"
"I know I'm a hypochondriac"

[✨🌈Pandah🌈✨ @amethyst_teeth]

So instead of wondering what it'd be like to be able to get/buy the things that would improve my quality of life FOR myself WHEN I needed them I'm going to enjoy my new vacuum for a second 🤣🤣🤣

[✨🌈Pandah🌈✨ @amethyst_teeth]

When I was a young wart-hog I kinda scoffed at the "adult happiness is a new *appliance that makes life easier/healthier/better quality*" thing, but I get it now

[✨🌈Pandah🌈✨ @amethyst_teeth]

To maintain health and home (allergies+chronic illnesses is gnarly y'all), I've been borrowing the 'rents' vacuum cleaner, bless, but having to coordinate schedules and prep my ENTIRE house to be cleaned all at once takes time AND energy, neither of which I have in abundance

[✨🌈Pandah🌈✨ @amethyst_teeth]

I have a Zach sun, Eugene moon, Keith ascendent, and a Ned midhaven

#tryguys #astrology #feverthoughts #offbrandnyquil

[✨🌈Pandah🌈✨ @amethyst_teeth]

https://t.co/jqjFA1kj4C

[✨🌈Pandah🌈✨ @amethyst_teeth]

Oooh lordy lord, nothing like a Mercury Retrograde to humble you while still reminding you that you're a capable mofo 🤣😵😑

#makeitwork #keeptrucking #add15minutestoyourtraveltime

[✨🌈Pandah🌈✨ @amethyst_teeth]

Star Wars episodes 2: The Great Space Whinge
#letswhineaboutsand #letswhineabouteverythinghuhAnikin

[✨🌈Pandah🌈✨ @amethyst_teeth]

@rosegreyart Yes but also the apple fritters and bell peppers and olives and blue cheese 😂💞💞💞

[✨🌈Pandah🌈✨ @amethyst_teeth]

Being in a relationship where even your disagreements enhance the relationship is awesome, it means you get a cuddle buddy and you don't have to share some of your favorite snacks 😂😍💞

[✨🌈Pandah🌈✨ @amethyst_teeth]

*my broke ass walking into the plasma selling center, slapping my inner elbow* COME GET Y'ALL JUICE

[✨🌈Pandah🌈✨ @amethyst_teeth]

Ahhh the last glass of home-made cold brew coffee, a gritty supercharged millennial delicacy

[✨🌈Pandah🌈✨ @amethyst_teeth]

I'm an Aries witch so instead of saying"so mote it be" I say "because I said so"
😂♈✨

[✨🌈Pandah🌈✨ @amethyst_teeth]

Not really down for the cheating, if you don't want him and can't stand him, break up with him, but still

[✨🌈Pandah🌈✨ @amethyst_teeth]

Can we talk about how much of an icon Macarena is?? Confidence out the wazoo, always the life of the party, AND convinces her bf's bros that a devil's threesome while he's away is a rad idea??

[✨🌈Pandah🌈✨ @amethyst_teeth]

Co-worker: Do you have a nail file I can borrow?
Me: *pulls shirt down over rainbow belt* I have 4 you can choose from

😂😂😂😂😂😂