sallysalamander

purplelicious ✌🌊🌊🌊

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

Marco Rubio 2 days ago: “Imagine if Iran funded the well-being of its people, rather than its military”

Trump today: “We can’t fund daycare or Medicaid, we need more money for our military”

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

TWEEPS: We don’t do kings in America. 🇺🇸
We don’t do dictators.

Tomorrow, March 28, show up at a No Kings march and remind Trump who this country belongs to: the people.

I need 1,000 fast RTs and replies using #WeSayNoKings

Please and thank you! 🙏💪

[sallysalamander @amethystsabo]

@lady_valor_07 Godzilla?

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

HE IS ABOUT TO GO TO WAR WITH VENEZUELA FOR IMPORTING COCAINE TO AMERICA AND NOW HE PARDONS A DRUG KINGPIN CONVICTED IN 2024 OF IMPORTING COCAINE TO AMERICA

WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK https://t.co/TXidtWClOh

[No way Jose😎 @jjllcc7070]

So Rand Paul wants all of us to work to 70 before we draw SS but Congress can draw lifetime pensions and full medical after 5 years for working 9 months out of a year .Did I get that right?

[sallysalamander @amethystsabo]

@Matt_Pinner I see the grinch toking down.

[sallysalamander @amethystsabo]

@McDonalds Omg, it’s the McRib! I’m getting one as soon as they drop!

[sallysalamander @amethystsabo]

@Bricktop_NAFO They can share the eyeliner…

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

President Trump posts an AI video of him dropping feces on American citizens.

The White House Press Secretary replies to a reporter “your mom.”

The Vice President laughs at jokes made by 20 and 30 year olds about rape, gas chambers, and Hitler.

How can anyone stand by this?

[JustTheFacts! ⚓️ 🇺🇸🦅 @JustTheFacts_68]

This… 👇👇👇👇👇

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

Hoping this reaches @realDonaldTrump. I saw your confirmation that Charlie Kirk, someone who you loved, has died. During your first term, someone I loved, was murdered. My daughter Jaime was killed in the Parkland shooting. I had hoped to work with your administration then to reduce gun violence. I am sorry for your loss today. I would still love to work with you to stop the next one.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Epstein survivors just announced they will release their own list of names.

“We know who abused us. We saw who came and went. This list will be survivor-led—for survivors.”

The government stalled.

Now the victims are doing it themselves.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

These monsters go way back. Here's the truth about Trump's history with Epstein which he's so desperately trying to distract you from: https://t.co/earwsz2xJg

[sallysalamander @amethystsabo]

@McDonalds I ordered the Mcdonaldland Meal on Uber eats and didn’t get the tin. I’m so sad. Are they already out or just because it’s Uber they don’t bother?

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 So let me get this straight:

One of the richest CEOs on Earth walks into the White House, on live TV, hands the President a literal bar of gold like it’s some Renaissance bribe, and walks out with a tariff exemption worth billions.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 BREAKING: ICE secretly deported Luis Leon, an 82-year-old torture survivor and U.S. legal resident of nearly 40 years, after he walked into an immigration office to replace a lost green card.

Instead of processing the request, ICE handcuffed him, detained his wife for 10 hours, and later told the family; through a fake “lawyer,” that he was dead.

Turns out, ICE quietly transferred him through a Minnesota detention center and dumped him in Guatemala, a country he has zero ties to. There’s no deportation paperwork, no public record. His family only found him alive after relatives in Chile tracked him to a Guatemalan hospital.

Leon suffers from diabetes, high blood pressure, and heart issues. The DOJ is now under fire, but this is the Trump-era immigration machine still in motion—cruel, unaccountable, and lawless.

If they can disappear an elderly, law-abiding U.S. resident…

They can disappear anyone.

[sallysalamander @amethystsabo]

@YourAnonNews I thought it was because it was still in litigation?

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

11+ months later, yet we still know 0 about the guy who nearly took out Trump… 🤔

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Found the tweet for this one.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

The LAPD shot a woman at point blank range with a rubber bullet all because she was asking to get to her home. She posed absolutely no threat.

This is what Trump’s America looks like.