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[amy @amf6149]

Oh I can confirm iPhone is water resistant cause 3 weeks ago I dropped my phone in the toilet and tn I dropped it in the bath (and broke 2 nails tryna get the case off but) just let charge port dry and she fine

[amy @amf6149]

LOL my ex and I broke up over a year ago and I just realized he changed my hinge pw (where we met) so I couldn’t sign and date anyone else but lol wtf apparently he turned me off from dating for a year ..

[amy @amf6149]

I heard they don’t like me, that’s fine @machinegunkelly

[amy @amf6149]

Rockville. Same. How did I used to do this.

[amy @amf6149]

Just wondering who decided #warpedtour2025 should be two days cause like I’m old now and fucking tired

[amy @amf6149]

For Mother’s Day my dog ate some paper and half pooped so I got to pull a log out of her butthole and when we came back inside I went to fill her food dish and it was covered in ants in my 17th floor apartment happy Mother’s Day god I love this dog so much

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

"if i were you"
you'd go insane if you were me

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

[taylor şarkıları ama türkçe @tswiftamaturkce]

my big three

[amy @amf6149]

Happy anniversary to “*~*~*~*~*GUEST KNOWS MARK CAMEL WILL NOT BE THERE*~*~*~*~*~*” and to everyone who ever comes across that file 🙃

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

Please rise for the national anthem

[amy @amf6149]

My dog, at 10 years old, has decided she will not eat out of the dish she has had for .. 10 years.. and will only eat off a plate..

[Chris Fronzak @FRONZ1LLA]

"Dude there's no way you could ever win unless every single person in front of you crashed"