alyssa faszl

[alyssa faszl @amfasz]

@gothictheatre

[alyssa faszl @amfasz]

@PONDband if you could play Fire in the Water in Denver tonight it would make me very happy 🙃

[alyssa faszl @amfasz]

A coworker just said that she hates that "data" is plural and singular and I said,
"You know... datum is the singular of data" and now I think everyone hates me.

[alyssa faszl @amfasz]

@JoshMesnier Instead of a debate they should just play baseball. Everyone on the losing team has to drop out.

[alyssa faszl @amfasz]

@mel_oh_el You should try it out. You'd be surprised how many people do not find it amusing. Especially during a meeting.

[alyssa faszl @amfasz]

Didgeridoo should not be a ringtone option available to me.

[alyssa faszl @amfasz]

I really need to invest in a paper shredder. I'm tired of having to eat all my sensitive documents.

[alyssa faszl @amfasz]

Red Cross calls me every. single. day. asking me for my blood and I feel simultaneously very precious and very violated.

[alyssa faszl @amfasz]

But I did not. And now I am thinking of ways to fake my death. The end.

[alyssa faszl @amfasz]

A guy I work with asked me if I knew of any people that would come to his blind, deaf, elderly father's home and cut his toenails. And I didn't know. So my mouth just made sounds and those sounds were, "I could do it".

[alyssa faszl @amfasz]

And that's when I should have said, "no, I was lying."

[Jennifer Espinoza @sadqueer4life]

“i don’t know enough to have an opinion about that” is the most underrated sentence in the world

[alyssa faszl @amfasz]

@SteveDoesnt Remember Sports 🙋

[alyssa faszl @amfasz]

Hell is real

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Somewhere in Africa, Toto's "Africa" will play on repeat forever https://t.co/0cN5ptCiAI

[Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior]

"Their dispute is not about national security: the only security Trump cares about is his own. This was a shakedown proclamation built on venom and vengeance. It will not be his last."
https://t.co/3naoFKRxkL

[alyssa faszl @amfasz]

@_not_Ian_

[alyssa faszl @amfasz]

tarot > therapy