Patron of MDLBE-XVII

《10% Pushing / 90% Wiping》 《Keepin' it clean since 1995》

[Patron of MDLBE-XVII @amfield16]

When you can't feel your feet, it's time to stop tweeting and get off the toilet.

[Patron of MDLBE-XVII @amfield16]

I'm so hungry, I could Youtube a hotdoggo!

[Patron of MDLBE-XVII @amfield16]

I get anxious when I rap around Grandma.

[Patron of MDLBE-XVII @amfield16]

@Moes_HQ Guess who just realized he didn't get free burritos for a year-- he's got 2 pairs of goggles and is mad as hell!

[Patron of MDLBE-XVII @amfield16]

@Almasi_ require linked sources & info. Consult your Rabbhi first.

[Patron of MDLBE-XVII @amfield16]

The older I get, the more daddy issues I have.

[Patron of MDLBE-XVII @amfield16]

BRUH, where the Blood an' Crip snap filters at??

[Patron of MDLBE-XVII @amfield16]

Next time you're about to wrestle your willy, go for a run and shake that devil. Afterall, Jesus is the 5k champion of our sins! 🙌😇👏💕

[zachary storm @zstormU]

Oppression and Relief are not a cure but a cancer. People don't need relief. People need understanding. Mindfulness is bliss not ignorance.

[Patron of MDLBE-XVII @amfield16]

IPA's are better if you smoke weed.

[Moe's Southwest Grill @Moes_HQ]

RT this post for the chance to win FREE BURRITOS FOR A YEAR! Happy #NationalBurritoDay indeed.

[Patron of MDLBE-XVII @amfield16]

"Trump got your pussy?" could easily replace "cat got your tongue?"

[Patron of MDLBE-XVII @amfield16]

@ryanafterhours coffee at night so I can't sleep and am tortured by my thoughts, as I stare into the abyss above me.

[Patron of MDLBE-XVII @amfield16]

*purposefully sits next to pretty girl in class*
*says nothing to her*
*regrets life*

[Dan @almasi_]

I hate that they say that it's useless to vote third party. A high # of third-party votes brings attention to the need for reform.