Valisonfire

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[Postcode Apparatchik @MaoistStdEn]

"vat are you doing mein fuhrer?"

"i am creating a new supermarket loyalty card.. hmm.. i vill call it.. CLUB+..."

[Valisonfire @Amfooseball]

@MaoistStdEn

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

"this thing was ruined for me by its fanbase" fanbases arent real. Just go away from them

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

if Obsession is “Gen Z’s Easy Rider” i would like to apologize for my generation and promise that we can do, have done, and will do better

[merton ♨️ @mertonesque]

uphold the glorious science of Marxism-Leninism-Frippism

[thereisnobeth @thereisnobeth]

getting a grindr notification at the hardware store call that

[detty @0ddette]

East German Stasi at a costume party where they dressed up as those they monitored, athletes, poets, activists, clergy, and academics.

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

started rewatching Mad Men with my roommates and caught myself in this habit where every time someone walks onscreen i say “this is one of the best characters in the show” …. but it’s always true, is the thing

[Divine Beast Dancing Lightskin @79hfg3n3948rhf0]

you can combine all these individuals to form trevor moore

[Burner @BurnerDontask]

You know lord of the rings was filmed in new zealand because at the end Frodo moved to Melbourne

[Mutt @feralhousepuppy]

protestant american tboy who is super upset his parents had his packer circumcised because some over 100 year old anti sex propaganda

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

look if the lord didn’t want me to drink he shouldn’t have made being giggly and swaying while biting your lip slurring out that it’s “probably a bad idea” so fun

[Valisonfire @Amfooseball]

@Undue_Risk Summer of Sam!!

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

Me as a small town sheriff when the FBI shows up to claim jurisdiction: “Ohhhhh thank god. This is so fucked up. I did NOT want to deal with this”

[Valisonfire @Amfooseball]

@frogs4girls this is why I put all my nudes in a hidden folder and unhide them when I want to send them so then I know they’re all hidden and I couldn’t possibly have sent one

[Valisonfire @Amfooseball]

@NotoriousPeach oh no that’s why i’m the way I am…

[thanatos @PEZOLCFTD]

IT’S AMAZING THAT YOU CAN HAVE A LIFELONG FEAR OF WEARING SHORTS AND THEN ONE DAY YOU WAKE UP AND BUY SHORTS AND YOU WEAR SHORTS SOMETIMES. AND IT’S NEUTRAL.

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

We’re All Going to the World’s Fair is kinda the only film to capture having no friends irl and supplementing that with online community during your formative adolescence

[Postcode Apparatchik @MaoistStdEn]

📍This happened in Auckland, New Zealand