Derek Heckman

Midwestern writer and east coast schoolmarm. Not coming back for thirty percent. (he/him)

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

Re-doing my publications list because there's a couple new ones, and because so many places I've been published in have shuttered! You should read the ones that still exist! Some of them are pretty good!

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

Come on down to Cacciatore’s on Sullivan! The best Italian food on Long Island! Conveniently located across from the medical center! Some of our bartenders are cops!

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

Actually had an interaction like this in high school and I was Saoirse Ronan

[Bizzle @lillSwiftie]

First time flirting

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

Our stepmom, we did everything to hate her

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

@timunken I stand by it! I stand by it!!

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

Just glancing for a second I thought this was “No Dames”

[Val @VK_HM]

saying the film lacked pop culture impact when this song was everywhere the entire summer and there was a massive wave of hope around the world is insane

[🧘🏻‍♀️🪷 @stwrawrbewry]

My most Catholic trait is that I believe you should never, ever regard yourself as a good person. This is where hubris and fallibility arises

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

Well, Clarice, has that lady stopped being kidnapped?

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The Silence of the Lambs should be called The Kidnapping of That Lady

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

He’s such a little diva sometimes

[katerina @holyvictim]

“O you of little faith, why did you doubt?”

[Luol Deng Xiaoping @JungAristotle]

Zoomer Alec Baldwin: You see this watch? That watch costed more than your car.

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

@EricSubpar So sick

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

Could say the same about Adam Trask

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

ig someone recommended the new east of Eden show to my dad so he watched the first two episodes and was like “it was too insane” so I said but you love evil women and he asked for an example and I said “Amy gone girl” and he yelled at me SHE WAS A VICTIM. BEN AFFLECK WAS EVIL.

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

Everybody rise 🍸

[Emily 🌼 @aurorafxne]

the best part of this follies documentary is when everyone is enraptured by barbara cook and then it cuts to elaine stritch and she's trying on shoes

[CoveredGeekly @CoveredGeekly]

Quentin Tarantino says there are 7 perfect movies

• Jaws
• Annie Hall
• The Exorcist
• The Wild Bunch
• Back to the Future
• Young Frankenstein
• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

This is how it feels to try literally anything

[Lexi - Puppy Girl Scientist - Catnip for British @LexiMilfArc]

I'm a massive fan of an underdog story in sports.
Yesterday, the smallest active sumo wrestler made his debut at 125 lbs at just 15 years old. Here is he taking on the 330lb 21 year old Toramusashi.

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

Where my The Shipping News heads at

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Cool that this show has managed to combine two very specific things I enjoy in art (contains Josh Hartnett, set in Newfoundland)

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

@merrydevo Can’t hang

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

The Captain could have told Liesl not to date the little Nazi boy

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

Hot take I don’t know that the Von Trapp children were doing all that bad before Maria got there. They all line up really good. What else do you need?