iohan

[𝖒𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖟𝖎 @michaelcurzi]

@meadandjuniper See Ecclesiastes

[tomie @tomieinlove]

It’s tough having ADHD when you’re smart. Since you do well in school anyway, people think nothing’s the matter.

[The Big KR @KyleTwoTap]

Two of my roommates are currently showering together and I can hear it while I’m eating

[AC 🇯🇵 @AC2802M]

Thank God it’s not snowing imagine shovelling snow in this heat

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

Federico Valverde // Desconfianza de pobre no va al rojo

[🇻🇮 @MuskCaughtAP]

😭?

[Mercadito 🇲🇽 @_Borboa_]

El don que iba a salvar al futbol mexicano sacó a su portero y a su capitán antes del 60 en el partido definitivo

[Copa Além da Copa @copaalemdacopa]

O Uruguai tem 4 vacas por pessoa.

Não é possível que ainda não apareceu uma vaca capaz de pegar no gol melhor que o Muslera

[Elir Camargo H. 🇲🇽 @CamargoElir]

@LMXChipotle Imagina lo que seria un Pumas vs Uruguay en CU a las 12 del mediodía

[Liga MX Shitposting @LMXChipotle]

No es broma que si se enfrentan Uruguay contra el Querétaro,gana el Querétaro

[Alejandro @agalvanmoreno]

Lo de Francia es un escándalo. Tienen demasiado talento en un mismo equipo.
La única selección a la que veo capaz de eliminarlos es México.

[Rory @RDuffy16]

They should stop using money to describe transfers and use historical players.

Elliot Anderson went for 1.42 Zinedine Zidane’s.

[Nes 🎨 @feydemon]

guy who thinks tigers are real:

[Torgeir Lysen @torgeirlysen]

Math examiners have very different standards of rigor.

I once got stuck on a problem in a numerical methods exam. At the end I scribbled in a panic “This follows trivially by Rolle’s theorem.”

The next day I checked the solution. It just said “This follows by Rolle’s theorem.”

[funcle @funcle551]

I’m so tired of these stupid hoes trying to act smart

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

To fall asleep you first pretend to be asleep. That's how everything in life works.

[∿ @somewheresy]

everyone I've met who's told me, unprompted, that they were in a "Gifted" program as a child has turned out to be in the bottom 25%ile of functional intelligence

[iohan @amgpvcr]

@rubenbarrera_ @Myulap Y con esos 400millones no pusieron contra Curazao y perdieron contra Costa de Marfil.

[Myulap @Myulap]

Cuando dicen “el peor enemigo de un mexicano es otro mexicano” no habla de un segundo o tercer individuo.

Habla del cabrón que está frente a el cuando mira su espejo.