MandaMandaManda

if you want straight answers, ask a straight lady 🏳️‍🌈 she/her

[MandaMandaManda @amhaggett97]

Y’know those moments when you feel super guilty about taking time for yourself?
Yeah, that means you need to take time for yourself.

[MandaMandaManda @amhaggett97]

@ErasTourResell Midnights 🔮 or Red 💋

[Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell]

ERAS TOUR GIVEAWAY!!! ✨
Enter to win a pair of tickets for the FINAL NIGHT of The Eras Tour on December 8th!
- like & repost this post!! Reply with your favorite era on The Eras Tour!
GIVEAWAY CLOSES ON 12/5 AT 6 PM EST!

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

Mr Biden,
I need you to stand up, straighten your back and make some things shake before your departure

xoxo the women in america 💙

[Jamie @spacej_me]

My therapist always starts our session with “How are you?” and I always say “I’m good!” and then spend the next hour talking about how I am decidedly Not Good.

[lemon @thatbitchlemon]

there will never be enough thanks to really show sabrina carpenter how much i appreciate teaching everyone to say espresso and not expresso 🥹💛 thank u girl!! can’t wait for her next song etcetera 😚

[🏆 - kermit gulag @scullyenjoyer]

elijah wood visiting a fan’s animal crossing island

[MandaMandaManda @amhaggett97]

Professionalism Masking™️ is so exhausting and I am very done with it.

[MandaMandaManda @amhaggett97]

@thornhasalife THE BIGGEST OF ALL YESES

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“fuck this job”
*goes to work*

[MandaMandaManda @amhaggett97]

@thornhasalife WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP DOING THIS AS IF ITS A COMPLIMENT I CANNOT

[Communies @communiess]

Hello during a random dessert to THE Jim Rash, and it's a great excuse to reuse the Peanut Bar Apology Rap.

[MandaMandaManda @amhaggett97]

@rayztung @Ibuprofanities THANK GOD MORE WOMEN

[MandaMandaManda @amhaggett97]

HOW have I been sleeping on Hades this entire time

[MandaMandaManda @amhaggett97]

Remembering that time when I thought I was straight and having a Gay Crisis™️ and the person who was comforting me said I was “straight as a whip”.
… they were right.

[MandaMandaManda @amhaggett97]

@Ibuprofanities Update: I LOVE IT AND AM IN LOVE WITH EVERYONE HELP @rayztung

[Nathalie Vincent @awlilnatty]

The only perspective on AI that matters

[MandaMandaManda @amhaggett97]

The ADHD urge to always add “ish” to the end of every timeframe you give

[MandaMandaManda @amhaggett97]

The symbolism of TWU girlies wearing white on their graduation is too much for me