Evan Schnell

I write software that matters

[Evan Schnell @amhest]

@DGlaucomflecken These empty seats at Target Field thanks to UnitedHealthcare.

[Albert Hives @a_hives]

Just found out minutes ago that the U.S.P.O granted another patent. 10 years in the making. It was a pleasure cooking up with @PhatBoyG and @amhest. Patent # 12,541,502 “Methods and apparatuses for improving the utilization of state machines in a distributed system.”

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Tim Walz: You know how on your phone you have a lock screen? You got your kids, your grandkids, you got your car. Donald's got a picture of himself on his phone. True story. Can we agree that's weird behavior?

[The Hold Steady @theholdsteady]

Stay Positive

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Dems in disconcerting levels of array

[Evan Schnell @amhest]

@northmadeco From the Counting Crows concert at the State Fair in 2022. He just bought a ticket like the rest of us and happened to be next to me.

[Briana Rose Lee 🌹☮ @BrianaRoseLee]

When I moved to Minnesota at 22 and got my car stuck in a snow pile, I was shocked that within mere minutes a car of men had pulled over and shoveled me out.
This in a nutshell is why Walz is the ideal VP pick. Walz is the guy who pulls over and helps shovel you out.

[Jim LaPorta @JimLaPorta]

It is time.

[Pat Borzi @BorzMN]

The men's pro teams that primarily occupy Target Center (opened 1990) and Xcel Energy Center (2000) have never reached a league championship series, let alone won one.

The women's pro teams?

Four #WNBA titles for the @minnesotalynx.

And now a #PWHL title for @PWHL_Minnesota.

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

🐺💙

[Jon Krawczynski @JonKrawczynski]

Wolves fan on the plane behind me, headed to Game 7, tells his seat mate: “This is the first NBA game I’ll have even been to.”

What say you Wolves fans, I should definitely recline my seat the whole way, right?

[Thomas Oxley @tomoxl]

1/ Synchron's thesis on Interventional Neurotechnology:

Massive unmet need – neurological disease biggest cause of disability globally.

Only proven procedural solution shown to scale is interventional.

Opportunity to positively impact millions of lives and for a $100B company to emerge (ie $10 billion revenue from 200,000 devices delivered annually)

(our thesis hasn’t changed from first patent in 2011. Brain Computer Interface is just the beachhead)

@synchroninc

[Kevin Garnett @KevinGarnett5KG]

This is the defensive version of what the Warriors did for offense when the league wasn’t ready! Defense that sells tickets!? 😤😤😤😤😤

[Evan Schnell @amhest]

NAW!

[Timberwolves Clips @WolvesClips]

Nickeil Alexander-Walker smiling defense

[Steve McLeod @steveofmcleod]

Early in my career, I joined a project that used a lot of SQL.

I was new to SQL so I found an “intro to SQL” book on the company bookshelf, and read it over a weekend.

From that point on, I was seen as an SQL expert amongst colleagues.

It was a revelation about our industry.

[Jon Krawczynski @JonKrawczynski]

It's how you go 0-7 and finish a +14

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Naz Reid.

[🥔🗺️ ᴘᴏᴋᴀᴛᴇᴏ ᴍᴀᴘs @pokateo_maps]

You've heard of the "Rust Belt" and the "Bible Belt". Now introducing: the "Hockey Belt"!

This map shows where every North American NHL player is from.

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

#CalvinandHobbes