stacy

Not for everyone.

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@Andy Why give Sutton such a hard time for walking in on Crystal in Tahoe but not Kathy for doing the same to Sutton? Why not afford Sutton the same grace? Both were accidents, but Kathy’s repeated “Peeping Thomasina” shtick seems a bit underhanded considering the circumstances.

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@RealRealKennyG @JoshMankiewicz Mankers ‘til we die (under mysterious circumstances).

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@MelissaWrites22 He just decided to vote for Biden.

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@jelani9 Sandra Bullock in that movie about football?

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@samsanders Don’t be fooled. Birdie is a holy terror.

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@DavidFinfrock Delkas could never @RealRealKennyG

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@goptraci @FGomezIII @atrupar We’re not holding people to their previous statements anymore, remember?

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@ShannaG_NYC @rgay I have to say, I love the name of your brand!

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@chrissyteigen I’m imagining that’s his Goodfellas nickname.

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@psychmd1 @RealRealKennyG Dorinda to Ramona at the reunion.

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@fabbygrrl Stealing for next time! At my 1st I could hear them dictating the procedure as I was going under. Someone said “tattoo” (as in marking the tumor). Thought they were talking about a tattoo on my back. Last I remember is slurring “Type in tramp stamp!” Propofol is a hell of a drug.

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@EnswellJones My first colonoscopy was in the hospital when I was first diagnosed with colon cancer a few years ago. Having to ring the nurse to look at and approve of 3 “clear” BMs during prep was a little demoralizing. But maybe more so for the nurse, I guess?

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@JLewisland Best (and only): Dan Rather at Applebee’s in College Station, TX circa 1994. I don’t think either of us was impressed.

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@chrissyteigen @yashar But do you have 50 *close* girlfriends?

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@TrumpWarRoom @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/y8X8R1u5eL

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@lakestreamz @magi_jay I’d ask if we live in the same TX neighborhood, but I’d guess it’s not a rare occurrence at this point.

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@kaitlancollins @jeffzeleny @Kevinliptakcnn But if the portraits are taken away, how will we remember that Clinton and Bush were ever presidents?

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@tedcruz Willfully missing the point. You’re really going in on the bad faith tweets lately, huh?

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@tedcruz Ok, great. When are we going to start? Because it’s been 4 months.

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@chrissyteigen She’s talking about you @RealRealKennyG