Phil

Mostly harmless....

[Phil @amials_oboe]

@beyondB_DAG Now tell everyone who the British purchased the slaves from - who collected them, grew rich and built lavish kingdoms from their sale.

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@Wakethefitup And nothing at all to do with the 10 million + extra people in the UK since 2000!

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@blair_mcintyre To maintain your current standard of living you certainly need England's money though!

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@AdiBeard1987 Pooled resources, shared risk, better defence and security, no barrier between us and our largest trade partner.

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@GerryHassan @Gimpuslegend Even more reason for it to be used for essentials like food rather than spaffed up the wall on booze and fags.

[Phil @amials_oboe]

@mcgregormackenz After Dinner I Did A Shit - Soon After Desert I Did Another. Forwards and backwards.

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@Mr_Tomorrow__ Beautifully written - and as someone who meets a lot of European holidaymakers through my job, the Dutch are always the happiest, most chilled, pleasant and friendly visitors I meet.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Cone here off and leave her there to reflect on her actions while the glue wears off over the next 3 days.

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@francesbarber13 Because you're a massive narcissist with an overwhelming sense of entitlement. Me me me me me

[Phil @amials_oboe]

@ribbonpodcast If the team continues to gel like it's starting to, not picking up a loan striker will constitute a misses opportunity. As good as Elvis is looking right now, he will inevitably have a sticky patch, and we have no plan B for goals once that happens.

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@Immy_220 Caaaavvveeemmmaaannnnn

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@SeeHowItShiness @EveFromEden_12 Grieve for her - but you absolutely have to get another.

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@depressionlesss I can't imagine living in a house without a dog and cat welcoming committee when I get home. Even sleeping isn't the same without a bed full of snoring, tail wagging and leg twitching as they dream.

[Phil @amials_oboe]

@TheAdorablePups That's perhaps the most heartbreaking thing I've seen. At least he was by your side - the place where he felt safest and most secure. They really are the most wonderful animals - it's such a shame they live such shorter lives than us.

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@NicktheSaddler @FTBL_Planet @WFCOfficial He was good - but it was Vinny Samways that made that team purr. An absolute gem of a player with a sublime touch - it's such a shame that he was commuting backwards and forwards to Spain and he couldn't sustain that for the full season.

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@beautheory Hopkins 6th Power Rule - as the velocity of the flow increases, the mass that can be moved goes up by the rate of flow increases to the power of 6. If flow doubles, mass that can be moved goes up by 2 to the power 6.

[Phil @amials_oboe]

@Mathonymics Hopkins 6th Power Law - if the velocity of the flow increases the size that can be carried is the increase to the power of 6. If the flow velocity doubles, the size moved increases 2 the power 6.

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@farman4x 100

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@ChannelInteres That very flask is on display at Heysham nuclear power station.

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@robparker100 Stand in a large muck bucket in the shower cubicle and then use the water that is collected to flush the toilet for the day.