Gugulethu

Destined to achieve the impossible ✌

[Gugulethu @amic_ss]

What is meant for me will be mine effortlessly
#newweek
#mondaybluesforwho

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

I think one of the biggest scams women are subjected to is that nobody ever honestly tells you what happens after you have a baby.

[Mapholoba @LuthandoFuze]

Men really think if you liked them once, you'll like them forever. Lol mjita, I don't even like the version of me that liked you.

[Christopher. @Chris_JNdonga]

I think Mr Achebe would be upset to know that things are still falling apart.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The music your parents played growing up stays with you for the rest of your life.

[Bùòdá Táyé @buodataye]

Hugging before marriage? Count me out. Some of you even go as far as kissing. Are your parents aware?

[Gugulethu @amic_ss]

I feel like Dj Shinski is such a whack Dj. Anangonganishanga mwimbo sana. zero smooth transitions, just playing bangers ndio tuone vile ako faya!

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

A lot of postpartum depression would look very different if women didn’t have useless partners.

You can’t dump a newborn, the house, and the entire mental load on one woman and then act shocked when she’s drowning. That’s not hormones, that’s a bad partner.

[Thothi 💧 @ThothiSebusang]

If ever you are on Teams & suddenly your colleagues start calling you.. please take that call I beg you..

[Davis @davis_O94]

Mwananchi ajitolee, aamke 5am, akae kwa jam mpaka afike job 7:30am. Then apige 8-5 yake. Alipe 30% tax. Alafu bado aswim akienda home while fighting for his life.
Aren't we angry enough Kenyans?

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

KQ has lost luggage for an entire flight. 😂. All passengers.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Some days you carry.
some days you're carried.

[Mitchelle Karoro @KaroroMitchelle]

Let's normalize keeping your kids away from other kids who aren't parented well.

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

Highly recommend letting people know you’re capable of madness from time to time. Especially as a quiet, soft spoken person. Disrespect sometimes needs to be met with disrespect.. let people know you can go from 0- Thanos real quick…

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

I just read a comment that said “Because when a woman gives birth, she walks to deaths door and comes back carrying life." The power in this statement.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You grew up eating delicious food and at no point did you think to learn how to make delicious food? You’re probably somebody's nightmarę.

[Ochieng' Amos @ochiamos]

Some of you think that the term "learned friend" is just a decorative platitude lawyers call themselves. I'm defending you for issuing bounced cheques and you want to pay me using a cheque 🤔🤔

Afuoni🤷‍♂️

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

I'm not ready to sacrifice my hair & lashes money for PAMPERS and MILK!!!!

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

The secret to enjoying motherhood is MONEY. Babysitters. Nannies. Day trips. Spa trips. Weekend trips. Mama’s solo weekend…… MONEY😂

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

And y'all gossip like your moms instead of working like your dads lmao

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

unpopular opinion: women also spend money on men but they don't make noise like men