Amy Patel

some people are the unpopped kernels in your bag of popcorn

[Amy Patel @amiepee]

Yo…@SamsClub please just answer my call. I need to know if I can go home and not wait for a freaking delivery on my day off.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Hey there! In case you forgot, we sit on the same committee, which debated for the first time this week.

I don’t blame you if you forgot. You spent almost no time there. In the few minutes you did show up, you claimed one elementary school got *$5 billion dollars* to teach CRT🤣

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Marjorie Taylor Greene said that Sandy Hook and Parkland were staged and the parents are actors and the kids are really still alive.

Republicans just put her on the committee that oversees school safety.

But Ilhan Omar…

[Amy Patel @amiepee]

@UberFacts Roundtable.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Hold on: House Republicans want a national 30% sales tax on everything from groceries to gasoline? They want to raise taxes on working-class & middle-class families while slashing them for millionaires & billionaires?

Are they TRYING to show exactly how out of touch they are?

[Amy Patel @amiepee]

@gwinnettlibrary I had returned books today that are due today. Will this be handled or will I pay a fee because of branch closure ?

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

I'll take the guy who fell off his bike and got right back up again over the corroded dotard who needed a general to hold his freakishly undersized hand as he gingerly shuffled down a gentle fucking ramp

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Joe Biden can ride a bicycle for 2 hours.

donald trump couldn’t even ride Stormy Daniels for 2 minutes.

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Elon Musk is making a great case for why we should tax the hell out of billionaires.

[Amy Patel @amiepee]

I just wanna be in these streets but the heat got different plans

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

These kinds of mass shootings rarely happen elsewhere in the world.

Why are we willing to live with this carnage? Why do we keep letting this happen? Where in God’s name is our backbone to have the courage to deal with it?

It’s time to turn this pain into action.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Ban assault rifles, not books.

Regulate firearms, not women’s bodies.

Protect kids, not lobbyists.

[Ken Rudin @kenrudin]

Meet the Congressman representing Uvalde, Texas:

[julia duffy @mybadauditions]

Woke up to daughter's text-Good morning I was not shot on the subway.
Deeply disturbed ppl can get a gun but I'm in a national registry for purchasing Sudafed.

[Adrian L. Green @Detroiter06]

I’ll bet this husband really wanted to kick some ass last week after the disrespectful comments and insults directed at his wife last week. Instead of reacting, he comforted his wife and assured her that everything is okay. #Oscars #ToxicMasculinity #WillSmith

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

.@FoxNews’ hypocrisy knows no bounds.

[Amy Patel @amiepee]

Don’t do online ordering for Taco Bell. Placed an order and then went to the store. They said they never got the order even after I showed my confirmation email. I hate Taco Bell now. Why do I even try.

[Amy Patel @amiepee]

Finally ate. Upset they charged us for an extra item and took off tip but not delivery. If I didn’t get delivery….why you still charging me?

[Amy Patel @amiepee]

Update - pops on his way to the store to pick up the order. If y’all trying to order delivery don’t go by @dominos ads. There are barely any drivers. Just be ready to order for pick up. They fooled us with those ads. #annoyed #hangry

[Amy Patel @amiepee]

I just wanna eat. ⁦@dominos⁩ quality check nearing an hour. Will I get my dinner tonight or tomorrow? Stay tuned.