Amie Penrose

I am a human ugh extractor that has been paired to one device.

[Amie Penrose @amiepenrose]

Any other formerly extremely depressed teenagers who didn't think they'd make it this far into adulthood and now really have no idea what to do?

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

My regular reminder that to be ‘thunderplumped’ is to be soaked to the skin in seconds by a heavy downpour.

[Amie Penrose @amiepenrose]

https://t.co/do6MH4z9tL

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘ramfeezled’, from the 18th century: wrung out and exhausted (even though it’s only Tuesday).

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Snow day. Trapped at home day. I couldn't be more happy.

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Today I very much miss the ability to hide in my managers office with the door closed

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Jordan got me a gnome and it's the perfect desk companion ❤️

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I should not have curly hair because I do not have 5 million hours (or let's face it, the patience) to do the curly wash method. #EmbracetheFrizz

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@bitsymargaret Burn it! Vengeance and catharsis at the same time!

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Sometimes we wear real clothes and stuff

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@Maddness22 Hold on tight! I've learned that literally anything is possible in Riverdale. I don't even know if I like it anymore, I just can't stop watching.

[Amie Penrose @amiepenrose]

@Maddness22 It's likely real. It's been a real wild season.

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If anyone is taking requests - In my next life I'd very much like to be not mentally ill. Thanks!

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I did not learn my lesson. Panera pick up from now on.

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When did Jimmy John's stop being freaky fast?

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'busy-idle' (17th century): busily taken up with doing entirely trivial things.

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When did Jimmy John's stop being freaky fast?

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Promotion! Go me!

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Why does EVERYONE call to make appointments while driving? Or in the wind while screaming at someone?

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@bitsymargaret I ALMOST wanted to do the free session just for giggles. But I won't be home in time.

[Amie Penrose @amiepenrose]

@bitsymargaret When I got the email, at first I was like "Pyramid scheme?!?!" but no, just a good old fashioned scam. I wonder how many people will actually do it.