Amie Jordan

Tea drinker. Author. Pro Knitter. ALL THE HIDDEN MONSTERS & ALL THE LOST SOULS out now - @chickenhsebooks. Rep: @LydiaRSilver

[hani @crucifynisis]

do i weird you out or have i weirded you in

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[Amie Jordan @amiescool]

the whole Hunter Biden thing is fascinating to watch

The suspicious/angry reaction of the right obviously unaccustomed nowadays to a man displaying critical self-reflection of past behaviour - whether you believe his sincerity or not (I do fwiw) - is so telling 😬

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

You want to know something funny. When I was deep in my addiction I always thought I should teach a masterclass on how to cook crack. That’s how fucked I was.
I’m no victim. All of it is on me. I’m the one who fucked up a very privileged life. There’s no gaslighting. Addiction is never an excuse. May be an explanation but never an excuse. I put myself in that hell. And to be fair I pulled myself out, but not without an enormous amount of grace and forgiveness from the people that love me. I’m sorry you feel this way about me. I’m not asking you to change your mind. I just want you to know that I am responsible for a lot of things—- but not everything man. Love and respect.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I hate Elon musk bc he makes it so much harder to complain about my own father

[Amie Jordan @amiescool]

@walkers_crisps reckon you’d do well on custom mixed multipack website orders plz. The amount of cheese & onion that gets wasted in our house when we just want the S&V, RS and PC… now if we could swap them out for another flavour? Yes please

[Modi @yogitss__]

first in my bloodline to hate men the way they should have been hated all this time.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

ADHD is thinking you’ll start in 5 minutes
for the next 3 hours

[Evan @daviddunn177]

Uneducated voters are more dangerous than illegal immigrants.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Turns out that voracious reader as a child, the one who was reading for hours at a time, was actually undiagnosed ADHD girlie in hyperfocus.

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

"I work best under pressure" is ADHD code for "i've spent my entire life unable to start things until the consequences are immediate and catastrophic"

[ً @wynrosei]

So... just so we're clear... you want me to be afraid of trans women in the women's bathroom because they might be cis men pretending so they can assault women and children... and you think this reflects on... trans women... and not on cis men?

Do I have this correct?

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

hating cats is rooted in misogyny. ironic how dogs are “man’s best friend” but women who love cats are “crazy cat ladies.” Cats teach consent, boundaries, autonomy and love that is earned not entitled.

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

ppl w adhd do shit like procrastinate for 3 months straight & then in one 24-hr day knock out 3 months of tasks. you either know this life or you don’t lol.

[ً @wynrosei]

"not all men!" but all women are bad drivers and all women are moody and all women are emotional and all women get to be painted with the same brush but don't you dare generalise men that's unfair!!!!!!!!

[Libriscent @libriscent]

I just heard someone on TikTok say "this is the first time in history women are dating men for their character. And that's why no one is dating." and she was right.

[Hanky 🍷 @Hanky_solo]

A Kennedy le reventaron la cabeza a tropecientos metros y en movimiento dentro de un coche, pero, por lo que sea, a un orondo octogenario con menos movilidad que un gato de escayola no hay manera de acertarle.

[rea @ReaBeee]

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

[m @msnetik]

in hindsight there really was no party like an s club party

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

before I realized I have ADHD i just thought it was normal get absolutely nothing done the entire day for no good reason and then complete 95% of my tasks from 4:51pm to 4:58pm