Am I Ever Clever

Former CEO of an excuse-making factory.

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@gofeltyourself EXACTLY

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@gofeltyourself I like the first set with the black handles. Tall, dark and sexy.

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@CharmbarKara I remain in awe of your general badassery and will drive anywhere/everywhere to bask in it again!!!

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Once again @CharmbarKara has dominated the ring. #undisputedvictory #ladyenergy

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@gofeltyourself and I meant every word.

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so long summer nights and sundresses..... #winteriscoming https://t.co/zbheUukIRx

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@gofeltyourself you know I never met a tikki drink I didn't love. Next time dahhhhhling. Next time.

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@gofeltyourself once I've finished compiling research and case studies for my 20000 page Yeezuz dissertation, I'll send you a copy.

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couple at this wedding reception is ballroom dancing to "Remix to Ignition" & it's one of the most oddly beautiful things I've ever seen.

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@gofeltyourself I was also considering The Silver Bullettes Band. Thoughts?

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Got ourselves a real clambake over here.

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@gofeltyourself we should start rehearsals ASAP while we've got tonight. Who needs tomorrow? #ReadyWillingAndSeeger

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got lost in a parking garage for 15min this morning and briefly wondered how long I should wait before resorting to cannibalism.

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the blank eyed glare of this post office clerk is making me regret that clever Scarecrow and Mrs. King reference. #crickets

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watched panhandler collect $25 at intersection which makes him $22 richer than I am right now. College degrees! #studentloandebt #worthIt

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@gofeltyourself give me time, I'll take the 94 and 95 spots as well. #hashtag

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just reacted to a nearby bumble bee w/ a display of twitchy, bug-eyed double takes that would have put Don Knotts to shame.

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lady in the sheets, quivering mass of body insecurities in the sheets.
#SexyTimes

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@gofeltyourself you cannot run, you cannot hide.

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Root Canal Diary Day 3- stare sadly at bag of tortilla chips. Continue gumming down overripe banana for sustenance. #Dentalpocalypse2015