eunoia 🇲🇾

死んでください

[eunoia 🇲🇾 @amieyok]

test

[eunoia 🇲🇾 @amieyok]

@pikapykot sweetnya lahhh

[Squid Game @squidgame]

On your marks.
Get set.
Greenlight.
Squid Game continues, only on Netflix.
#SquidGameS2

[🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @SyafaatNasir]

*wife teman tengok bola*

Pengulas : Dia membuat hantaran tinggi.

Wife : Kenapa hantaran tinggi? Dia ada PhD ke?

Dah suruh dia masuk tidur dah. Orang tengah serius sokong Malaysia ni.

[Abdullah Mullanee @aamullanee]

Question: Can you be gay and Muslim?

Answer: It is not permissible to engage in homosexual intercourse in Islam. However, the question, "Can you be gay and Muslim" has three levels to it:

[Bulu Bulu Kehidupan 🇲🇾 @ulat_bulu_bulu]

Akibat tak pakai sunblock.

[eunoia 🇲🇾 @amieyok]

dr cakap jangan bergantung sangat dengan pil tidur, try lah tidur sendiri, pusing gi, pusing mari dah pukul 530am? eh? aaaaaaaaaa

[eunoia 🇲🇾 @amieyok]

@HanaZahrim aku selalu tengok cerita kat website haram pastu banyak kali terkeluar iklan pornhub 😭☝️

[Noodles || President of Yuji Itadori @Noodledori]

Power systems in anime are easy to understand

[Free Tembikai 🍉 @IsaacosmanTV]

Harini adalah hari terakhir untuk korang kena covid sekiranya korang bercita-cita nak balik kampung pulang beraya nanti. Kalau esok kena covid, nanti tak boleh balik raya dah sebab kena kuarantin🙂

[A’amir @budakkertas00]

What if Rasengan sebenarnya shortform untuk Rasenganerapahkasihorangsedakork

[abbie ★ @biyuuji]

no bc they be like jujutsu cursed energy sukuna domain pizza expansion and i'm like so true

[☘️antara🍀 @MerchantofMilan]

Kid: sir, sir datang skolah nek moto kan?
Me: nowadays, yes. why?
Kid: ayh sy nmpk sir bwk moto. Dia suruh tny
Me: oh? tny apakah?
Kid: lps bwk moto jaoh2, ap yg kne repair dulu
Me: aa.. ganti minyak enjin?
Kid: tak
Me: oo.. then kne repair ap?
Kid: repair rambut dulu
Me:

[datuk kamal @karmenlunarxisc]

Cikgu tahu kan tak boleh rakam?

Awkward and uncomfortable for the kid? Nak explain mak ayah kerja apa, berapa adik beradik.

Tahu nak viral nak tolong, tapi budak tu tak perlu diletakkan dlm situasi ini.

[HermyR @HermyRahim]

Aku percaya rezeki tu luas. Tak sampai setahun, macam macam dugaan. Dari business, banjir, covid, etc. Aku sabar. Tup tup minggu ni menang 5 iPhone. Syukur

[eunoia 🇲🇾 @amieyok]

lapar. lapar gila. lapar nak mampos. lepas makan pun lapar lagi macam sehari tak makan 😭😭😭😭 LAPAAAAAAARRRRR

[Anime Shots @anime_shots]

JUJUTSU KAISEN SEASON 2 WINTER 2023

[Tips Usahawan @HuzeifaStudio]

Bonus Happy Ending

Akhirnya, kita semua termasuklah Min, jadi Sayang Mydin❤

@MydinMalaysia tengah usaha nak dapat bluetick. Jom lah kita follow ramai-ramai.

Intern yg Min cerita tadi, dapat diserap masuk jadi staff permanent kat Mydin.

Datuk approve melalui twitter saja!