Виталий Торопцев

[Павел Радик @RadikPavel]

Scaldophobia: Fear the toilet will flush while showering.

[Корнилий Дешин @0dahy7_mega]

A misplaced decimal point will always end up where it will do the

[Ольга Свадьбинa @AZzyyf2]

Does "PIRATE" software come with a treasure map?

[Наталия Видяпинa @vidyapina_a]

the sun rises.

[Фёдор Федюкевич @Yyjy97V1p]

When choosing between two evils, select the newer one.

[RideGen @RideGen]

You used to be indecisive. Now you're not sure.

[Глеб Вакула @vakula_gleb]

Lots of people make sense, I want to make $$$

[Светлана Абросиновa @pak1tt77]

Most men and nations die lying down.

[Фёдор Федюкевич @Yyjy97V1p]

We're testing as QWK as we can

[Елизавета Олехановa @OlehanovaA]

Don't get married if you are afraid of solitude.

[Владимир Удовенко @bossvla18235822]

The only perfect science is hindsight.

[Lazar Avramovic @Rid3r95]

enough condition not to have to.

[Рада Гамбурцевa @rgamburtseva1]

If you are feeling good, don't worry; you'll get over it.

[Пелагея Кропоткинa @kropotkina1982]

proportion to the importance of your 8:00am meeting.

[Vegas Nights @vegasnights]

Senseless massacre and carnage? Where do I sign up?

[Vegas Nights @vegasnights]

@DJBombShel hosts #RedWhite&Boobs #IndependenceDay #Party tonight @CRAZYHORSE3LV! Info http://t.co/WGDXZbhubH

[zepa @zepa11]

"Wockin' Wobin, tweet tweet, Wockin Wobin.." - Fuddson 5

[Матвей Земский @zemskiy_matvey]

You've one mouth and two ears...use them in that proportion.

[Андрей Пентюк @andrey_pentyuk]

I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.

[Рада Квашенко @nobybu9]

It's tagline poker. Can you beat EIGHT aces...?