Sam

[Sam @amigatehouse]

@FootballCliches “The game you are about to see is the most mild, forgettable, tepid and innocuous exhibition of football in the history of the game”

[Sam @amigatehouse]

@FootballCliches It’s turned a bit Trans World Sport. Not a bad thing.

[Sam @amigatehouse]

@FootballCliches Somebody is spilling a drink on that table (possibly Duncan Ferguson). Too many little ridges for me.

[Sam @amigatehouse]

@FootballCliches “….. but it’s the same surface for both teams so we just have to get on with it”

[Sam @amigatehouse]

@FootballCliches 22 players on the pitch….

[Sam @amigatehouse]

@DomBooth19 @FootballCliches Not enough hop in the follow through for me

[Sam @amigatehouse]

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Can you “see off” relegation? The Sky guy today said that’s what Spurs did but for me you can only see off an actual opponent.

[Sam @amigatehouse]

@FootballCliches Man Utd on Sky Sports Tennis feels wrong. Mix was available.

[Sam @amigatehouse]

@FootballCliches Who would be Tuchel’s Kenny G?

[Sam @amigatehouse]

@FootballCliches It’d be worth a halfhearted Pep 3D Chess shout.

[Sam @amigatehouse]

@FootballCliches It’s up there

[Sam @amigatehouse]

@FootballCliches Can we even hope for outfield players in goal anymore for the everything list or are they never coming back?

[Sam @amigatehouse]

@FootballCliches Shots from in and around the edge of the area should be known as Armstrong Territory from now on.

[Sam @amigatehouse]

@FootballCliches People still sitting tight on their Not At World Cup 2026 XIs until Iraq and Bolivia have played the final qualifier.

[Sam @amigatehouse]

@FootballCliches Clarke Carlisle?

[Sam @amigatehouse]

@FootballCliches Controlling a ball on your thigh and crushing house keys into your leg is a very unique pain experience

[Sam @amigatehouse]

@FootballCliches “Be better off bringing Glenn on as well, Fletch”

[Sam @amigatehouse]

@FootballH2000 @FootballCliches Did all his business on the left I think

[Sam @amigatehouse]

@FootballCliches Could maybe be the Mestalla which had a high camera angle back then and the kit matches. Madrid had an all blue away kit for a bit around then too.