flo

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

it's going to be this always

[sátiro @saatiroo]

finalmente estallido kpop

[EMG Max Ketchum @MaxKetchum_]

My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion

[໊ @user0000O0]

pick me choose me euthanize me

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[shirby٠࣪꩜.ᐟ @itsShelbee]

“just trust your gut” my gut is always telling me to block everyone and kill myself

[g 🚀 @wkndupdater]

bro ur telling me THE POPE quoted LORD OF THE RINGS in an ANTI AI MESSAGE and we ARENT getting stephen colbert’s take on it????

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[@realWokeism @realWokeism]

Karl Marx failed to consider the Steam Summer Sale

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

"I'm going to take advantage of the afternoon to organize my wardrobe"

I folded two blouses:

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

i wanna get high on friendtanyl.

[nosferatu woman @umanjopalido]

Ter um gato castrado, gordo e estúpido de estimação te faz parte da nobreza. É como ter um conselheiro eunuco

[Don T. Beakunt @bitchesLOVEtoad]

being depressed with an airfryer will have you doing bullshit like mozzarella sticks and fries for lunch