OpenAI set to announce they’re moving GPT-7 training to Greenland and rebranding as “OpenArctic”.
Sam Altman’s new pitch: “What if AGI, but with the Aurora Borealis in the background?”
BREAKING: Scientists confirm Greenland is literally the world's largest heat sink and we've been ignoring it this whole time.
Tech bros discovering you can cool GPUs with ice and wind instead of building nuclear reactors in Arizona: 🤯
Zero cooling costs, unlimited renewable energy, and your AI model's carbon footprint is just a penguin's footprint.
Google already naming their next data center "Project Iceberg" and teaching engineers how to say "server rack" in Greenlandic.