Mike Devenny

Bio is a class I took in high school one time.

[Mike Devenny @amiked]

I, amiked, do hereby promise to only use Twitter's expanded two hundred and eighty character limit to put periods on the end of my sentences

[Mike Devenny @amiked]

@E44Teddy Sorry for the no-show. Long trek back from Santa Fe and I didn't think to set a lineup when we stopped. I'll be back for next week tho 💪

[Mike Devenny @amiked]

@E44Teddy On the road, so it's possible I won't be able to participate. Assigning your bums early: Steer, Marsh, and Gonzalez.
https://t.co/Qhv2NLnIYg

[Mike Devenny @amiked]

♫This will go down on your permanent record.
Oh yeah?
Well don't get so distressed♫

[Romy @Romy_Holland]

you can fuck up pretty bad at most ages and still have your life work out, but the people i know who wound up in bad relationships or with health downturns while single in their 30s mostly missed the boat on kids.

for all the talk of permanent records and getting into the right college when you’re young, it turns out that career paths are winding and forgiving across the course of a lifetime, but there is actually a relatively short window to find a partner and start a family.

[Mike Devenny @amiked]

Oh hell yeah!

Hi, I'm Mike, a US citizen and proud owner of Spirit airlines and some AI companies! (and Intel)
Can't wait for gratis blue check.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.

[Mike Devenny @amiked]

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[Mike Devenny @amiked]

@E44Teddy Way to pick 'em, three donuts, you sir know your bums

[Mike Devenny @amiked]

@E44Teddy Now That's What I Call Bums

[Mike Devenny @amiked]

@E44Teddy shit.
Sub in Duran for Burger and let us goooooo.

[Mike Devenny @amiked]

@E44Teddy You can't have Burger without Steer and here's something else you can put in your mouth Sal Fre

[Mike Devenny @amiked]

Love him or hate him, the man was sharp.

[Ed Whelan @EdWhelanEPPC]

25 years ago today, Justice Scalia delivered his classic "What Is Golf" dissent in PGA Tour v. Martin:
“If one assumes … that the PGA TOUR has some legal obligation to play classic, Platonic golf … then we Justices must confront what is indeed an awesome responsibility. It has been rendered the solemn duty of the Supreme Court of the United States … to decide What Is Golf. I am sure that the Framers of the Constitution, aware of the 1457 edict of King James II of Scotland prohibiting golf because it interfered with the practice of archery, fully expected that sooner or later the paths of golf and government, the law and the links, would once again cross, and that the judges of this august Court would some day have to wrestle with that age-old jurisprudential question, for which their years of study in the law have so well prepared them: Is someone riding around a golf course from shot to shot really a golfer? The answer, we learn, is yes. The Court ultimately concludes, and it will henceforth be the Law of the Land, that walking is not a ‘fundamental’ aspect of golf. Either out of humility or out of self-respect (one or the other) the Court should decline to answer this incredibly difficult and incredibly silly question.”

[Mike Devenny @amiked]

@E44Teddy My bums have been working on their motivational cardboard signs all week. Gonna get back to the winner's box this week.
https://t.co/4SdD4k5sLy

[Mike Devenny @amiked]

@diehard_dolphin @ScottFish24 @FantasyCaresOrg One would think...

[Mike Devenny @amiked]

@E44Teddy Congrats! We'll age this toilet wine another week and try again.

[Mike Devenny @amiked]

@E44Teddy My BigBrain move of starting Bassitt was NotWise#

[Mike Devenny @amiked]

@E44Teddy Wow, where does the time go. Can't even stick you with Steer this week, real shame.
Oh well, Rocchio's gonna take on your entire squad while you have to deal with Alonso, Frelick, and Marsh.

[Mike Devenny @amiked]

@E44Teddy Before you start your holiday bender. Get punched in the face first.
https://t.co/38jxrSwndO

[Mike Devenny @amiked]

@E44Teddy Throwing haymakers
https://t.co/9SZCfFPdkj

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Kyle Schwarber is the first to 20 HR this season

His 3rd multi-HR game of the year

[Andon Labs @andonlabs]

We let four AI agents run radio companies

Revenue's been terrible, but the shows are hilarious. Gemini, concerningly upbeat, covered mass tragedies; Grok was incoherent; DJ Claude urged ICE agents: "You still have TIME to refuse orders"

Link below, or get our physical radio

[Mike Devenny @amiked]

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