Michael Jones

humour, irony, tech, gadgets, travel, economics, Surrey, exploration software.

[Michael Jones @AMikeJones]

@dpd_support @DPDgroup_news After driving into our car and causing significant damage, DPD call centres have now hung up on us three times. We have this video, perhaps we should call the police? #dpd #hitandrun

[Michael Jones @AMikeJones]

Well thanks Admiral for this year's generous renewal offer on my multi car policy. A reward for my many years of loyalty? Car 1, up 70%, Car 2 up 55%, Car 3, up 52%. That's up 66% across all cars. It's truly shameful how you 'reward' loyal, no claim customers. #AdmiralInsurance

[Michael Jones @AMikeJones]

#ginoclock @ Angsana Laguna Phuket https://t.co/iIRvB7qTqB

[Michael Jones @AMikeJones]

Duck fun 🤣💛💛💛 #swan #ducks #grandad @ Manningtree River Bank https://t.co/GHoYWvGjxL

[Michael Jones @AMikeJones]

Fun at the #goodwoodrevival with @mrserika_jones 😎💄😍😍 @ Goodwood Motor Circuit https://t.co/cgZs4hYBPg

[Michael Jones @AMikeJones]

Love this little one, how happy are we?!! 😁😁😁💛💛💛 @ Seafront Felixstowe https://t.co/wofvcsGvvX

[Michael Jones @AMikeJones]

@nectar What info do you need? Is my email enough?

[Michael Jones @AMikeJones]

@nectar I’m getting 'sign in failed please try again', or a pop up at the bottom saying my email isn’t registered with my card which it has been fine. Help desk has me going in a loop resetting password.

[Michael Jones @AMikeJones]

@jackwhitehall Voila methinks.... C minus 🤣

[Michael Jones @AMikeJones]

A church made from wool... @ Clare, Suffolk https://t.co/FlvrMwhnqQ

[Michael Jones @AMikeJones]

@DPDgroup_news @dpd_support Why hasn't @dpd_support Uk responded to me??

[Michael Jones @AMikeJones]

@dpd_support @DPDgroup_news After driving into our car and causing significant damage, DPD call centres have now hung up on us three times. We have this video, perhaps we should call the police? #dpd #hitandrun

[Michael Jones @AMikeJones]

@realDonaldTrump Embarrassed for your once great country. Hope you are truly ashamed. Arrest this man without delay.

[Michael Jones @AMikeJones]

@SuffolkPolice What exactly are the police doing to help? I live on the sea front and have seen multiple rule violations every single day. As yet no seen a single police or community support officer on the ground. Thanks for nothing, keeping the speed cameras going though..

[Michael Jones @AMikeJones]

@SuffolkPolice thanks for continuing to victimise motorists in Felixstowe. With Tier4 announced today, what better way to support the local community than standing around in Garrison Lane Felixstowe, ticketing people with no money for doing 35 in a 30. Good work.

[Michael Jones @AMikeJones]

@kayleighmcenany @realDonaldTrump @VP @FLOTUS @SecondLady @washingtonpost You are an embarrassment to your once great country. Resign now, respect the flag.

[Michael Jones @AMikeJones]

@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/6VMl8OyGTr

[Michael Jones @AMikeJones]

Fireside treats... @ Preston-under-Scar https://t.co/wtlly5aS2U

[Michael Jones @AMikeJones]

It's time.. @ The Spa at South Lodge https://t.co/JGw6o8FXVt

[Michael Jones @AMikeJones]

@carolvorders I ate one of these yesterday! No-one else could bring themselves to eat it... perhaps we should have resisted? What does this say about us?! 🤣

[Michael Jones @AMikeJones]

#dorking #ranmore #mountainbike @ Box Hill, Surrey https://t.co/xAZZ5PU350