ooh i’m zohran mamdani. my wife is hot. my favorite soccer team won the league for the first time in 22 years. my favorite basketball team won the championship for the first time in 53 years. fuck you man.
A college valedictorian accidentally snuck a Technoblade quote into her graduation ceremony after she did not know it would be read on stage
"No matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful"