austin

[Wade 😶 @steezyboy300]

If you shoot a small young buck with a shotgun opening morning I'm judging you.

[austin @amiley17]

Does anyone know when the eclipse will be?

[austin @amiley17]

@TigerWoods can you please get your shit together, I just want to see you whipping ass and taking names again

[austin @amiley17]

@andrewwills1 Right right

[austin @amiley17]

@andrewwills1 Not the sound of you answering any of my phone calls!

[austin @amiley17]

No better way to start a Monday than receiving the email saying my 9 am class and exam are canceled and moved to Wednesday

[austin @amiley17]

Damn you russia for forcing 6.1 million people to vote for trump. You guys are out of control

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

Start of the semester vs now

[austin @amiley17]

"You can retake a class, but you can't relive a party"... Is that party worth $1200?..Cause that's what a fucking class is worth.

[austin @amiley17]

@JoshStombaugh @jstomball25 give it a shot 😂

[austin @amiley17]

Week 10 status: slowly watching my GPA drop with every quiz/exam

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

Teacher: "No I can't round your 49.8% to a 90%."

Me:

[austin @amiley17]

#rememberjayce I remember when me Jayce and Dylan crushed and recycled all the cans at the cabin. Enough to get us 2 30s for the next night

[austin @amiley17]

@MicahJones5 idk but there was a line at parking services all the way back to the stairs

[austin @amiley17]

@MicahJones5 didn't think they wrote any for the first 2 weeks?

[austin @amiley17]

These boots wear the American flag. They don't step on it 🇺🇸

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

Back story: if Mike misses 3 shots, the whole camp gets free Jordans... The Goat didn't miss once. 🔥🏀🔥

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

Who would you rather have as president?

RT for this roach or like for Hillary