emily caitlyn

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[Benjamin Watson @BenjaminSWatson]

So there’s no night game? I’ve been watching 3 to 4 football games everyday for the last couple weeks. Can the other teams that lost play a match or something? Don’t do me like this #FIFAWorldCup

[CANMNT @CANMNT_Official]

Welcome back, Captain 🫡

#CANMNT

[Blair @vanillabun777]

hi can you text me in a happier tone, i’m extremely sensitive

[Álex @LxoMessismoFCB]

La Tierra tiene 4540 millones de año y me tocó vivir en la época de Messi

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

If a white girl invites you to her pilates class, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I think they should let the goalie wear the same jersey as his friends :(

[cheyenne @idkcheyenne13]

MY FAVORITE BASKETBALL TEAM OF THE LAST TWO WEEKS JUST WON LETS FUCKING GO KNICKS

[Lyndsay Morrison @Lyndsay_CTV]

Looking for something free and fun to do in Toronto during the World Cup? This futsal pitch is literally floating on Lake Ontario. Find it at @SportChek Harbourfront FC. Check out the view!

[alex @alexbeauchamp3]

Marry the man who always has a solution

[Zion @zionszzn]

Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staffs

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Every Gatorade commercial is an athlete. I just want 1 hungover person. That’s all I ask.

[jess 🍉🏒🐈 @czechcellence]

HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ROMANTIC ABOUT SPACE EXPLORATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Bet my family is pretty excited about me watching 14 hours of golf this weekend.

[liz @padrespilled]

DAVIS SCHNEIDER MADE THE ROSTER

[Gate 14 Podcast @Gate14Pod]

Your 2026 Toronto Blue Jays win song.

[Salma @lallathurayya]

The feminine urge to send men on missions

[This Day In Barstool Sports/Mario @ThisDayInBSS]

@BarstoolBigCat The Champ is Here

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

These guys have no idea who just showed up. Record breaking time

[maha @mahaaaay]

ready to make toronto blue jays baseball my entire personality again