Omo Alhaja📿

àgbẹ̀ wúrà

[Omo Alhaja📿 @amin_vis]

I need to work harder

[Omo Alhaja📿 @amin_vis]

The way to my heart is to get me the pre order of gta 6 by June 25

[angel 🐾 @irlyaoigod]

when i kill myself there better not be anything after death like ill be pissed as hell

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

This mf would have went platinum in the hood back in the day 😭😭😭✊🏽

[Mark S. @MarkDSw]

@reaIityobserver The first trillion is always the hardest.

[unscripted ✰ @UnscriptedPnL]

far from the noise.

[• @yducknow]

i even procrastinate things i actually want to do😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[niko @nikoparis_]

i always say idk but lowkey i be knowing stuff

[aloyinlẹpọn🫦 @boluissexy]

Omo, I want to fuck

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill

[horsh @2THUQQ]

Until I hit my goal fuck being seen

[Omo Alhaja📿 @amin_vis]

Read the bible from beginning to end read the Quran from beginning to end and both still are questionable… I believe there is a God but religion has been compromised

[pikachu @____testimony]

These are the parents the Bible says you should obey, so the cycle of religious psychosis can continue.

[tay @luvvnothottiez]

all roads lead back to the dumbass shit i did when i was 19

[not hako 🇪🇸🇦🇷🇵🇹 @hakoswago]

nigeria abeg pity us wey no dey do yahoo

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

You want me to believe in karma when the slave owners entire bloodline has been rich since 1450😂

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

june 1st, 2026

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

[✯ @rrilvc_]

kill your fucking ego and text me