𝓜𝓻 𝓓𝓪𝓿𝓮𝔂⋆

6'5 • atheist

[𝓜𝓻 𝓓𝓪𝓿𝓮𝔂⋆ @amir1szn]

Two people are involved in sex, you're not doing me a favor!

[Joshua Omeh 😎 @jo1952015]

Miss Professor 😂

[Daamoshe @daamoshe]

Why's Scared ?

[Milli @justtmilli]

how it feels getting paid when you still have money left over from the last paycheck

[BOLAJI♌️ @Beejay_0822]

Should couples share their phone passwords?

[Buikestilldey @kellyxtilldey4u]

Good morning ski

Big things shall befall you today 🤲🏽🎉

[Thrap @Thrap444]

I knew she wasn't the one when she called it an aroma instead of a scent

[Proval @Provalyq]

Some girls don't want love, they want a monthly salary with romance.

[Laurettasaidit🫦 @lauretta_ae]

Compliment a man and watch him blush to his toes.😂

[Jo. @kingjoTN]

mood swing.❌
mood rollercoaster.✅

[Goody🥹❤️🥰🦋🦋 @GoodnessMagnus]

How do you know someone is out of love with you?

[Mr Cal @chimexmary]

And in this 10 year what have your club achieved in terms of trophies? Only Answer if your club is here:

CHELSEA: THE LAST 10 SEASONS (2016/17–2025/26).

🏆 TROPHIES WON: 8

2016/17 – Premier League
2017/18 – FA Cup
2018/19 – Europa League
2020/21 – UEFA Champions League
2021 – UEFA Super Cup
2021 – FIFA Club World Cup
2024/25 – UEFA Conference League
2025 – FIFA Club World Cup

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE QUALIFICATION:

Chelsea missed Champions League qualification 4 times in these 10 seasons:

2016/17
2018/19
2023/24
2024/25

In summary:

🏆 8 major trophies.
❌ 4 seasons without Champions League football.

Can you spot the difference?

In the first five years under Roman Empire, we won six major trophies. In the next five years, we have managed to win just two.

It also took us five years to miss Champions League qualification twice, and another five years to do the same.

So, can you spot the difference?

[ᵬ̽ @fw_baseet]

god, i love spaghetti so much, i don’t mind eating it three times a day i just love spaghetti mhen.

[ayox @ayblaaack]

zendaya spotted with a new guy shortly after confirming breakup rumour with tom holland

[!ꪹꫀꪗ ✨👾 @Ireoluwawolewa]

From I love hearing your voice babe to Oga you no fit type ??! 😭😹💔

[Joy✨🎀 @nomindthem]

I think the highest level of men's whoreness is getting m@d women pregnant. Like, WTF is actually wrong with you people? 💔

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

If you like wear coperate take disguise them go still pick you 😂😂

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

When bro asks how your girlfriend is doing in front of the 10/10 baddies

[BELIEVE @Thewestguy9]

Zinoleesky
Naira Marley
Lil frosh
Prime boy
Sam Larry
Wumi
Iyabo-ojo
Daddy mohbad
Mummy mohbad
Verydarkman

All of you una no go know peace mohbad spirit will hunt each and everyone of you.

[𝓜𝓻 𝓓𝓪𝓿𝓮𝔂⋆ @amir1szn]

@Vicaku0

[𝓜𝓻 𝓓𝓪𝓿𝓮𝔂⋆ @amir1szn]

We're facing a "lack of hoe" pandemic, bitches no longer have the passion to be freelancer sluts anymore.

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

if na you Dey swear for nonchalant men abeg stop am 🙏🙏 my guy cough for straight two hours this midnight na God save am