amir

i am too young and they are too old

[amir @Amir_azln]

happened to me before a couple months after stopping smoking

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

No fucking way no fucking way man what kind of cruel test is this

[amir @Amir_azln]

protein makes u full longer, you’ll be less peckish and eat less. Still benefits to high protein diets without exercise

[S. @sagelovebars]

High protein diets without activity leads to fat accumulation, not muscle gain.

[amir @Amir_azln]

im so unc cause this makes sense now

[Mind Matter @MindMatter28]

NOBODY WARNED ME AT 30. SO I'M WARNING YOU.

1. Your parents are not side characters.

[Bob Zuppke @BobZuppke]

Bret Bielema: SEC fans want to live in the past

SEC fans (sobbing): REMEMBER YOUR ARKANSAS RECORD FROM 15 YEARS AGO?!

[Maia @maiamindel]

monday: sociology is useless

tuesday: why do rich people give their children different names than poor people

[Rico 🔪 @RicosRevengev]

“You’re a lucky man”

Just say you wanna fuck my girl bro

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

What the actual gameplay here ? Cut quality and boost profits for a few years until customers catch on, then sell the business ? I don’t get it

[Bret Bielema @BretBielema]

I agree with you coach and appreciate you bringing this up…… #ILL #CFB

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

Married to the game 🥽🏌️

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

“Yeah tell me more about those EBITDA adjustments you made up at work today”

[Mads @europemaxxed]

motion near the ocean

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

You need to be plaquemaxxing.

[Danar @Heydanar]

@KBDYD555 Rasa asap kendaraan nih 😭

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City, holding a banner from the skyscraper's antenna reading, "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace."

As of now it's unclear how the pair reached the top of the building as police work to get them down from the spire, 1,454 feet above the ground.

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

American sports will never reach this level of hate

[Welf @_welf]

60 fps paper-like screens have been achieved internally

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels getting caught working out in your room

[Massive @massive_com]

@PT_Trader1 @MartinShkreli Dm me your account and I’ll sling some data your way

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i need it so bad it hurts

[$ @jxtsummer]

you literally just have to get really good at continuing